Tea

[afleitch]

If y'all Brits want some milk in your hot beverage, why not just drink coffee?

Coffee tastes f****** awful as a drink, and Tea doesn't make you stay up all night, I mean, I like my sleep.

I've adopted my husbands description of coffee as basically tasting like 'dog-sh**t tacos' (and he drinks coffee all the time)

As for tea I'll quote this; (if anyone gets it you win the prize)

'It's not up to me. If you come to me and ask me, I'm gonna tell you the truth, because it is the truth, I have had tea. Lots of tea. Indian tea. And biscuits.'