do you dread going to work?

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I don't work; I conned the government into thinking I was crazy, so I receive government disability checks every month.

I would never do this, but I find it awesome that there is someone who would say they did.  I'm a bit with TNF here, and although this isn't really the way to go, minimum wage toils are a greater injustice than conning a government that does not support the working class for money.  Both are bad, but I'm not terribly offended at what RosettaStoned is doing.