2012: Romney beats Obama

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Romney dismantles all Obama's policies, yet Democrats keeps the Senate...

Right

[badgate]

This timeline is messy. Its the reason why I avoid putting a lot of text about things between elections in my own timelines.

This isn't a timeline.

[SteveRogers]

I appreciate the blind persistence here, but your hackishness is off the charts. What point are you trying to make?

[TX Conservative Dem]

November 2013: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (R) wins reelection to 2nd term, defeating Barbara Buono (D): 59% to 38%, garnering 51% of Latinos and 21% of African Americans, the 2nd highest among this voting group by any NJ Republican running statewide.

In Virginia, Terry McAuliffe (D) wins back the VA governorship for the Democrats, defeating State AG Ken Cuccinelli (R), 39% to 29% in a four-way race. Cuccinelli upset incumbent Governor Bill Bolling (R-who assumed the governorship in early December 2012 following McDonnell's resignation to be VP) in the nasty GOP primary.

Democrats also won the LG and State AG offices.

[old timey villain]

December 2013: Thanks to glorious successes of the generous President Romney, the Democratic Party dissolves itself in great shame, as they can not match the 1.6 billion jobs that have brought honor and a bounty of foodstuffs upon billions of American workers.

January 2014: The strong President Romney fights off massive polar vortex with only his bare hands, bringing pleasant weathers and early spring to entire nation. Americans show gratitude by converting to Mormonism- now state religion of America

February 2014: Americans, now strong and healthy with nutritious foods, win every medal in the Sochi Winter Games. A disgraced Putin surrenders Russia as territory of United States. Cold, starving Russian rejoice greatly!

March 2014: Romney makes perfect bracket for basketball sports game competition and disperses his billion dollar earnings among citizens. One dollar for each worker (aged 3 and up).

April 2014: President Romney, also blessed with great humor and laughing abilities, named replacement for anti-American hack David Letterman, who wisely realized his graying hair and lack of talent is no match for youthful telegenic appearance of handsome President Romney. "Late Night with hilarious Romney" will be only TV program in America beginning 2015. Glorious!

May 2014: President Romney fights pollen allergies. A concerned nation keeps vigil.

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June 2014: As a concerned nation keeps vigil, ten young and pure American virgins offers to sacrifice themselves for President Romney's recovery. Moved to tears with their generous offering, the President accepts.

July 2014: President Romney makes full recovery. The nation rejoices.

August 2014: In order to demonstrate his regained strength, President Romney flies alone to Damascus and punches Bashar Al-Assad straight in his nose. Humiliated and scared to death, Assad surrenders Syria as territory of United States.

September 2014: Realizing he choose the wrong path after an honest talk with President Romney, Pope Francis abdicates and merges the Catholic Church into Mormon faith. All deceased Catholics are baptized as well.

[badgate]

Finally, this TL is back on track.

[TX Conservative Dem]

Seattle Seahawks repeat as Super Bowl champions in 2014. Plus, the San Antonio Spurs win their 5th championship in sweet revenge (GO SPURS GO).