SaTVision News Channel: Beside The Ficus (Live Interview w/ President Duke)

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I want to welcome you back to the air, Mr. Yankee, and I want to say that having news stations, newspapers, active citizens, its just a shame they have all died, and engaged folks makes this game stronger than ever. It brings a tear to my eye to see this resurrected, just as I cried on Easter when I watched the Lord rise from the dead and conquer SATAN's hate.

To answer your question, it has always been a dream of mine to start a war, so my administration plans to begin our air raid on Russian in 3 hours.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What do you mean? Do you not remember the USSR? They hated freedom. Yes, they have been "dead" for years, but frankly, they never received proper punishment. Like a good woman, the Russian people deserve a a slap on the wrist for all the misbehaving they did over the years.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

My grandfather once told me "you don't get rich by giving your money away." The same goes for businesses.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

It's not that I want them to die in the streets, but I'd prefer them to die in the streets over dying in our hospitals, and we all know single payer leads to death.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How does it lead to death?

Because everyone pays the same amount of money.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

The biggest fear I have with single payer as I do with any kind of single payer thing is increased wait times and degradation of quality of care. I want people to DIE on the streets, not in our hospitals waiting for care. You know, I just love our people.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Obviously, because those businesses are our LIFELINE, and we, The People, need them for jobs. Without jobs, we have nothing, as an economy cannot survive when everyone is on unemployment and sitting at home. Jobs raise confidence, make families happier and put money in The Pockets of The People. Small businesses that I am targeting create the OVERWHELMING majority of jobs in this country, and it's best we give them all the tools they need to succeed in our ever expanding economy.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

We need peace in the middle east. Israel has long been one of our closest allies in the region, and we need to respect that, which means we mustn't punish them needlessly. At the same time, my administration has been hard at work to craft a peace agreement that can make all sides happy with a two state solution, and we feel that will be not only good for the middle east, but good for Atlasia and good for The People.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

For the children! Scott and I have worked on a series of bills that aim to return the decision making to the regions and municipalities, while expanding access to the technology to all our kids. If we are going to have a first rate country, we need a first rate educational system!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

For our kid's brains. We can't compete with other nations if our children are receiving a subpar education. We no longer attract the best and brightest because they tend to go back to their home countries after educating themselves here. In the past, that was not the case. We need our own kids to be educated and succeed. And as President, it is one of my top priorities this term to make sure they are set up for the future.