SaTVision News Channel: Beside The Ficus (Live Interview w/ President Duke)

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen. After a three year hiatus, SaTVision News Channel is back and we are beginning without delay with our newest TV program, "Beside the Ficus". Tonigh we will be interviewing Atlasian's One and Only President, AHDuke99.


Okay Mr. President, lets skip the bull and cut right to the chase. Is Atlasia invading Russia tomorrow or on Monday?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

So I take you hate the Russian people. How can you wage war on a people that have done nothng to deserve it clearly?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Lets set Russophobia and war overseas and turn out attention to the war you are waging on Atlasians.

Presently, Senator shua is working to remove the Fair Labor Standards Act of 2013 minimum wage provisions and restore it to the levels established under previous law. Can I just ask you, Mr. President, do you support this move? If yes, why do you hate Atlasian workers so much?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

You oppose the concept of Single Payer Healthcare do you not? Why do you want sick people to die in the streets?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

How does it lead to death?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I am still not making the connection there Mr. PResident, care to try again?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Yea I have gotten that impression.

You are pushing a bill to give a bunch of money to businesses to create jobs. Why is giving away the tax dollars of hard working Altasians to corrupt business types, a great idea?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Lets turn back to Foreign policy. Why are you such a shill for the Israeli regime?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

So its safe to say you hate Palestinians just like you do Russians and Atlasians.

What is all this nonsense about educating the people? Why should people be worried about something as stupid as education and why are you making the Senate waste its valuable time on this?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Why is education so important to the nation's future?


Unfortunately we are nearly out of time so this will be the last question. I would like to thanks those who turned in and if anyone is interested in a interview, please contact me directly.


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[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

And with that we are going to have to bring this to an end.

I would like to thank the President for his time. I hope that next time I can get you at a time when you aren't taking advantage of the recent Public Intoxication Act as much.

Join us next time for "Beside the Ficus". We hope you have enjoyed this show and will turn in next time as well.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Jesus sign me up for an interview!

I am already booked through Monday Night. You free Tuesday?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Okay probably for an hour sometime Tuesday evening. I already have to reschedule the one from this past evening because I couldn't get back before the person to be interviewed went offline.