Henceforth, I shall set off into the woods and become a hermit

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

I am now declaring a leave of absence from the Senate of Atlasia to last for thirteen (13) Earth days, during which I will focus on my exams live self-sufficiently in the woods as part of a Thoreauvian spiritual journey. Have fun and hold the line, leftists!

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

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Have fun! And may you return to us with a more Thoreauvian perspective.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

OK, my Thoreauvian journey didn't work out because I ended up stabbing a woman over a grilled cheese sandwich and am currently transmitting this to you via carrier pigeon from an undisclosed location in the Catskills. It's time I came back and whipped the Senate into shape.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I am sure shua shares in my disappointment at its lack of success.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

I am sure shua shares in my disappointment at its lack of success.

Hey, you never realize how much Uncle Nym does for you 'til you've drank all of his blood and repeatedly sodomized his corpse, am I right?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

...but tell me, did the woods blow your mind?
Was it everything you wanted to find,
but then you missed this place,
while you were looking for yourself out there?

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

...but tell me, did the woods blow your mind?
Was it everything you wanted to find,
but then you missed this place,
while you were looking for yourself out there?

I say so long, farewell
My life's moving forward, my ship has sailed.
And I'm so glad it's over, my heart is well;
After all that I've been through I found myself.