Recently, Atlasia has suffered from an incredible and unconscionable attack on the right of freedom of speech, perpetrated by a widely-respected governor who is now running for Vice-President. However, this governor is not (as Riley Keaton and his toadies would have you think) Midwest Governor windjammer, but Northeast Governor Dallasfan.
Yes, Governor Dallasfan recently proposed and signed the Northeast Recognition Omnibus, which contains the following passage:
Northeast Recognition Omnibus
Section 2:
2. Upon passage of this legislation, "Happy" by Pharrell is hereby banned in the Northeast.
Fellow Atlasians, this cannot stand. It is a clear violation of our Constitutional rights to freedom of speech and expression -- and a Governor who would knowingly push such an atrocious policy cannot be permitted to act out his madness on a national level.
I urge anyone who supports freedom of speech to join me at a protest in front of the Northeast Capitol in New York City as we blare this song loudly and proudly. There will be muffins.
I'm pretty sure, the executive order renaming New York City "The Jewish Semi-Autonimous Protectorate of XXX-land County" is still in place
