The beatdown heard around the world

[TX Conservative Dem]

October 28, 2013.

Hello, this is Megyn Kelly of the Kelly File. Tonight, the IRS Scandal is reaching highest proportions.....wait a minute, my producers are telling me we've got stunning video of a heated confrontation inside the White House meeting of the National Governors Association between President Obama and South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley (R).


Governor Haley: Your Justice Department needs to stop interfering with the States regarding how we pass Voter ID laws. You're an embarrassment to this country.

President Obama: Governor, the fact is your state is desperate in wanting to go back to the old days of segregation. I mean, Voter ID laws are going to hurt minority and elderly voters in future elections.

Governor Haley: Your administration is too busy forcing the states what to do. Have you've ever heard of the 10th Amendment ?

Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin (R): Maybe we should ask about education reform....

Governor Haley:  no. I'm not going to talk about that sh**t. I'm talking to this sorry excuse of a President, who sends his underlings like the EPA to shove worthless regulations on us and his pathetic excuse of an Attorney General, Eric Holder, who files lawsuits against states, who pass Voter ID laws.

President Obama: Governor, if you would just let me finish......

Governor Haley: I'm not going to let you finish.

President Obama (laughing): Look, Nikki, I know you've been having a horrible first term so far.

(Haley pulls a Solange Knowles and bitch slaps Obama, punches him hard in the face).

Texas Governor Rick Perry (R): OOOOOOO (laughing)
(Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick (D) snaps pictures with his camera and tweets them on Twitter).

ABC News anchor Diane Sawyer: Get us off air NOW ! (Haley continues kicking and punching Obama as Brown and Sandoval pull her back).

Megyn Kelly (looking shocked): We're shocked at what you've just watched and condemn Governor Haley for her actions. More later with our panel. [ /i]

[badgate]

Where was the secret service?

[badgate]

I assume this means Vincent Sheheen wins in 2014 with PRECISELY 50.991h85% of the popular vote?

[badgate]

So obviously this has a huge effect on the Texas municipal elections..............do muslims win every open office?

[badgate]

How will this effect the special Senate election to replace John Kerry?


Does this mean Elizabeth Colbert Busch wins the SC-1 special with 59% of the vote? Obvi.

[badgate]

Does this mean ISIS strikes Iraq earlier than IRL?

[rpryor03]

Does Nikki Haley have a class ring that she likes to knock on wood?

[Enderman]

What does this mean to Senator Tim Scott (R-SC)?? And Lieutenant Governor Glenn McConnell (R-SC)??

[Consciously Unconscious]

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

How will this effect the 1994 gubernatorial election in Alabama?

[badgate]

How will this effect the 1994 gubernatorial election in Alabama?

Adversely.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

She should have yelled "You Lie!" before slapping him.

[Pessimistic Antineutrino]

If South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley doesn't run or win the presidential nomination in 2016, what are the downsides to her being picked on the ticket as the running mate other than South Carolina being a safe GOP state, her relative unpopularity in a fairly Republican state, and her attack on President Obama?

[NHLiberal]

I think that if this happened there probably wouldn't be a military coup in Argentina in 1976.

[NHLiberal]

Though I will say that I do NOT think this means Mary Landrieu (D) loses. She will CREAM Cassidy 55-45, having won five consecutive statewide elections.

[International Brotherhood of Bernard]

I assume Bill White beats Rick Perry by precisely 1 vote in the 2010 election now .