Tulsa vs. Oklahoma City

[angus]

I voted for Tulsa, because Tulsa reminds me of Tubes, and Tubes reminds me of Tübingen, and Tübingen has a big marble statue that I want to crawl into and get trapped inside so that twenty-two big, strapping, young, topless, gay firemen show up and rescue me.  

Oklahoma City reminds me of Alabaster Jones, and of Leanne, the alcoholic mother of Peggy Hill's neice, Luanne Platter Kleinshmidt.  I just can't think of OKC without thinking of Alabaster and of Leanne.  I probably watch too much TV.

[angus]

As someone who has been to both "cities" I would pick Tulsa, hands down.

Well, there's that too.  I admit to having visited both.  Tulsa struck me as more liveable and pleasant.  

[angus]

But your a liberal and a Democrat, so it's okay for you to feel that way. Amarite?

Twit.

You are probably too stupid to recognize the hypocrisy of your own remarks, so I'll spell it out for you:  Personal attacks are okay for moderators, amarite?