The Political Tracker (Suspended)

[Dr. Cynic]

I've got to say, this is the most well put together news outlet I've seen in years. You do your research and your coverage of the national scene is second to none.

[Dr. Cynic]

It's weird to be called Mr. President, especially since it was so long ago and I wasn't on the job a long time.

I will say that I hope you keep this kind of thing up! I absolutely love your coverage.

[Dr. Cynic]

Woohoo!

Seriously though, I'm glad you've taken up tracking this.

[Dr. Cynic]

Cynic has the Labor vote locked up, whereas Federalists are spreading around to several candidates.  Dr. Cynic will undoubtedly prevail.

Sad too.

I will enjoy drinking your tears in my victory chalice

[Dr. Cynic]

Although it may still be too early to tell, my gut feeling is that the final round is between Cynic and I. All I can say is that I hope you're ready for a rumble, my friend.

I meant JCL, not you. We're cool.

That said, you win, I win... It'll be fine. I'll still be running at the end of the month and I think my chances of winning a seat are really strong there.

[Dr. Cynic]

Although it may still be too early to tell, my gut feeling is that the final round is between Cynic and I. All I can say is that I hope you're ready for a rumble, my friend.

I meant JCL, not you. We're cool.

That said, you win, I win... It'll be fine. I'll still be running at the end of the month and I think my chances of winning a seat are really strong there.

What did I do to tick you off Cynic?

Nothing, really. But how could I let you get off so easy with the snide "sad too" comment?

[Dr. Cynic]

Although it may still be too early to tell, my gut feeling is that the final round is between Cynic and I. All I can say is that I hope you're ready for a rumble, my friend.

I meant JCL, not you. We're cool.

That said, you win, I win... It'll be fine. I'll still be running at the end of the month and I think my chances of winning a seat are really strong there.

What did I do to tick you off Cynic?

Nothing, really. But how could I let you get off so easy with the snide "sad too" comment?

I was indicting the division on the right.

Ok, fair enough. Apologies all 'round.

[Dr. Cynic]

Oh well, that was fun while it lasted

[Dr. Cynic]

So it was the left that was split, not the right... Oh well. I should just go blow my brains out now, I guess...