Why is Dave pretending to be from Austria?
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Question: Why is Dave pretending to be from Austria?
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wants to be closer to the Swiss gold he gets from premium memberships		  
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kidnapped by Tender Branson, and locked in his basement; changing his avatar is his only means of signalling distress		  
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was looking to hang out with his good friend Mr. Morden, but forgot to include the "al" in the country name when he bought his plane tickets		  
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2014, 02:34:41 PM »
Quote from: Tender Branson on July 08, 2014, 02:04:34 PM
Dave has sent me a PM about his avatar-change:

He and his wife have re-located to Austria for the next 6 months for job-related stuff.

Just to let you know ...

Nice try, but we all know Dave is married to his colorful maps only.

Stop trying to deceive us.
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Cranberry
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« Reply #26 on: July 08, 2014, 02:51:32 PM »
Quote from: Tender Branson on July 08, 2014, 02:04:34 PM
Dave has sent me a PM about his avatar-change:

He and his wife have re-located to Austria for the next 6 months for job-related stuff.

Just to let you know ...

He has moved to Austria? Maybe to a basement in a picturesque lakeside town in Salzburg full of Arabs? Tongue
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DINGO Joe
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« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2014, 11:28:31 AM »
Since there isn't a separate "ask Tender" thread, I will ask it here

Dear Tender,

Which part of the Human Centipede will Dave be? 
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Mr. Morden
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« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2015, 01:45:10 AM »
*bump*

Apparently, back in August, Tender gave Dave permission to get some fresh air for a few hours, provided that he did the ice bucket challenge:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACOVrn2S568

(Seriously, given his stilted delivery of those lines, this is obviously a hostage video.  The "you have 24 hours" sounds like a demand for a ransom payment.)

In any case, Tender, who is this Klaus guy in Vienna?
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