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« Reply #50 on: April 04, 2005, 10:32:43 PM »

<------Just blew his tv away with a big-ass gun.

CNN.COM NEWS ALERT

You can't escape us.  We're the media.  We own you.

THIS HAS BEEN A CNN.COM NEWS ALERT


<----Goes to window, opens it, yells:

"I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!"

feels better.

CNN.COM NEWS ALERT

Good for you.  We don't care.  We're the media.  You can't escape.

THIS HAS BEEN A CNN.COM NEWS ALERT
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« Reply #51 on: April 04, 2005, 10:47:00 PM »

ESPN NEWS ALERT

Jake has pwn3d Mike Naso.

THIS HAS BEEN AN ESPN NEWS ALERT
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« Reply #52 on: April 04, 2005, 10:57:06 PM »


CNN.COM NEWS ALERT

ESPN sucks at news.

THIS HAS BEEN A CNN.COM NEWS ALERT
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« Reply #53 on: April 04, 2005, 11:04:55 PM »

ESPN NEWS ALERT

CNN.com can bite our news-oriented ass.

THIS HAS BEEN AN ESPN NEWS ALERT
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« Reply #54 on: April 04, 2005, 11:35:26 PM »

ESPN NEWS ALERT

CNN.com can bite our news-oriented ass.

THIS HAS BEEN AN ESPN NEWS ALERT

CNN.COM NEWS ALERT

ESPN likes having its ass bitten.  Do you really want to support such a station?

THIS HAS BEEN A CNN.COM NEWS ALERT
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« Reply #55 on: April 04, 2005, 11:36:26 PM »

ESPN NEWS ALERT

CNN.com can bite our news-oriented ass.

THIS HAS BEEN AN ESPN NEWS ALERT

CNN.COM NEWS ALERT

ESPN likes having its ass bitten.  Do you really want to support such a station?

THIS HAS BEEN A CNN.COM NEWS ALERT

CBS NEWS ALERT

We actually give you news.

THIS HAS BEEN A CBS NEWS ALERT
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« Reply #56 on: April 04, 2005, 11:47:09 PM »

ESPN NEWS ALERT

We may not give you news, but... free hamburgers for everyone who supports us!

THIS HAS BEEN AN ESPN NEWS ALERT
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« Reply #57 on: April 04, 2005, 11:51:49 PM »

NPR NEWS ALERT

We will not interupt our pledge drive to bring you the news.

THIS HAS BEEN AN NPR NEWS ALERT
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« Reply #58 on: April 05, 2005, 12:07:14 AM »

NPR NEWS ALERT

We will not interupt our pledge drive to bring you the news.

THIS HAS BEEN AN NPR NEWS ALERT

CNN.COM NEWS ALERT

Even CNN can laugh at that...

THIS HAS BEEN A CNN.COM NEWS ALERT
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« Reply #59 on: April 05, 2005, 12:35:35 AM »

ESPN NEWS ALERT

CNN.com can bite our news-oriented ass.

THIS HAS BEEN AN ESPN NEWS ALERT

CNN.COM NEWS ALERT

ESPN likes having its ass bitten.  Do you really want to support such a station?

THIS HAS BEEN A CNN.COM NEWS ALERT

MSNBC NEWS ALERT

CNN and ESPN  are biting eachothers asses... And enjoying it... This supports reports of both networks being kinky and wierd

THIS HAS BEEN AN MSNBC NEWS ALERT
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« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2005, 12:57:33 AM »

ESPN NEWS ALERT

MSNBC is lying about ESPN's enjoyment of being bitten in the ass by CNN, and besides, nobody watches MSNBC anyway.

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« Reply #61 on: April 05, 2005, 01:00:59 AM »

MSNBC NEWS ALERT

People in the South and Midwest are watching MSNBC since the pictures of CNN and ESPN bitting each other in the behind appeared.

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« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2005, 11:13:21 AM »

CNN.COM NEWS ALERT

CNN did not have sexual relations with that station.

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« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2005, 02:14:49 PM »

MSNBC NEWS ALERT

We never said ESPN and CNN were having sexual relations... by CNN bringing it up WE KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!!!!!! It means that CNN and ESPN have had sexual relations and the stations, not simply biteing eac other's rears. they are not even married!

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« Reply #64 on: April 15, 2005, 02:04:34 AM »


THIS HAS BEEN A FOX NEWS ALERT
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« Reply #65 on: April 15, 2005, 03:20:01 AM »

What?  It was an ESPN news alert!  You wanna take this outside?
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« Reply #66 on: April 15, 2005, 03:20:53 AM »

CNN alert!

You are all chump change!

This has been a CNN alert!
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« Reply #67 on: April 15, 2005, 04:10:35 AM »

CNN alert!

You are all chump change!

This has been a CNN alert!

CBS NEWS ALERT

CNN IS CHUMP CHANGE AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

IN YOUR FACE

THIS HAS BEEN A CBS NEWS ALERT
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« Reply #68 on: April 15, 2005, 01:38:38 PM »

FOX NEWS ALERT

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