Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Work Night #6 begins now!! - 15 1/2 hours until I officially start Week 2.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Shower is over and now I'm relaxing about to watch Big Brother.  I will be going to bed in about 2 hours.

EDIT:  I guess Big Brother will be 2 hours late because the golf game ran 2 hours late.  CBS now has to air 60 minutes.  So, I guess I will wait until 21:00 to watch BB.

[memphis]

I knew you like Big Brother, but I didn't know you liked it that much. My goodness!

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Awww Bushie is a voyeur

[Eraserhead]

Uh, Bushie, do you ever briefly relax while watching this Big Brother thing? Are there some attractive ladies on it?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Uh, Bushie, do you ever briefly relax while watching this Big Brother thing? Are there some attractive ladies on it?

I never briefly relax during the show and it doesn't spur it on, either.  I just watch for the entertainment value.  In fact, I haven't briefly relaxed in quite a while.  I'm trying to avoid that as I know it's not healthy to my Christian life.

[Flake]

Uh, Bushie, do you ever briefly relax while watching this Big Brother thing? Are there some attractive ladies on it?

I never briefly relax during the show and it doesn't spur it on, either.  I just watch for the entertainment value.  In fact, I haven't briefly relaxed in quite a while.  I'm trying to avoid that as I know it's not healthy to my Christian life.

...what?

Edited to add:

[memphis]

32 years old and has religious guilt about brief relaxations. UnInksingbelievable! Bushie, we're all here on this planet for a quick stay. Have some fun before it's time to lie in a box. Don't torture yourself. You can't win that battle.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good Monday Morning!  I slept very well last night and am now ready to begin Week 2.  I will leave here at 7:00 am, get started at 7:30 and get off at 16:00.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Uh, Bushie, do you ever briefly relax while watching this Big Brother thing? Are there some attractive ladies on it?

I never briefly relax during the show and it doesn't spur it on, either.  I just watch for the entertainment value.  In fact, I haven't briefly relaxed in quite a while.  I'm trying to avoid that as I know it's not healthy to my Christian life.

You can't even do the one healthy thing that requires almost no effort?

And it's perfectly healthy.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I made it to work and about to get started on Week 2.  We'll talk tonight.

[King]

Uh, Bushie, do you ever briefly relax while watching this Big Brother thing? Are there some attractive ladies on it?

I never briefly relax during the show and it doesn't spur it on, either.  I just watch for the entertainment value.  In fact, I haven't briefly relaxed in quite a while.  I'm trying to avoid that as I know it's not healthy to my Christian life.

You can't even do the one healthy thing that requires almost no effort?

And it's perfectly healthy.

If God wanted us to be healthy, he wouldn't have invented death.

[WalterMitty]

what kind of religion believes masturbation is a sin?!?

[King]

While Christianity doesn't ban masturbation, you aren't allowed to fantasize about anybody other than your spouse so without Allison in the picture he's pretty much stuck.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

There's some comfort knowing we won't hear about any of his brief relaxations.......it's unimaginably gross to think about it.

[WalterMitty]

While Christianity doesn't ban masturbation, you aren't allowed to fantasize about anybody other than your spouse so without Allison in the picture he's pretty much stuck.

but if one is human, it s impossible to not have sexual fantasies.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good Monday Evening!  It was a really good day with a minor mistake at the end of the day.  I did something that reversed about 15 minutes of work.  I corrected that in about 10-15 minutes and then it was time to go home.  No worries on that mistake, I just know not to do that again.  Other than that, it was a pretty good day.  My schedule has been slightly modified yet again.  I am now working 7:30-16:30 with a half-hour lunch Monday-Thursday and then working 7:30-14:00 on Friday, so my weekend will be a couple hours longer.  I am going to the Men's Dinner and Bible Study at 18:30 and then will plan to go to bed at 22:00.

[Joe Biden 2020]

While Christianity doesn't ban masturbation, you aren't allowed to fantasize about anybody other than your spouse so without Allison in the picture he's pretty much stuck.

but if one is human, it s impossible to not have sexual fantasies.

Indeed, I am human and human beings, by nature, are sexual creatures.  I watch porn occasionally when I know better, but my sexual nature always creeps up.  Without a girlfriend in the picture now, I am without a release of my pent up sexual "tensions" for lack of a better word.  So, that's why my body craves watching porn of various subjects.  I really shouldn't even watch porn, but I do.  I guess it's one of my vices.  So, now, I try to busy myself up with church stuff primarily so I don't have time to watch it.

[Joe Biden 2020]

While Christianity doesn't ban masturbation, you aren't allowed to fantasize about anybody other than your spouse so without Allison in the picture he's pretty much stuck.

The reason for that is that watching porn creates unrealistic expectations when you are lucky enough to get in the bedroom with your spouse.  Whether you realize it or not, it subconsciously makes you judge your spouse's sexual interactions against those you view online or whatever media you choose.  Plus, in it's most basic form it is committing adultery against your spouse or future spouse.  Personally, I don't think watching porn is as bad as actually having sex outside of marriage, but then again it is, because 99 times out of 100 you are watching someone have sex outside of marriage.

[King]

The reason for that is that watching porn creates unrealistic expectations when you are lucky enough to get in the bedroom with your spouse.

Well, for Oklahomans, I suppose that's true.

[memphis]

I think old fashioned sitcoms do far more to inflate expectations about family life than porn does. Plenty of people have wild sex lives, but nobody gets to live like the Huxtables.
Also, is this the first confirmation Bushie has given that Allison gave him sexual releases?

[Adam Griffin]

Also, is this the first confirmation Bushie has given that Allison gave him sexual releases?

Glad someone else caught that, too. Isn't that more of a sin than masturbation?

[Joe Biden 2020]

To be clear, I never had any type of sexual releases with Allison.  In fact, she would tell you that my affection was very dull and bland.  I was always too shy and too inhibited to show her very much affection which partly contributed to our splitting up.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'm home from a really good Men's Dinner and Bible Study.  The food was delicious with hamburger steak, baked potato, corn on the cob, and chocolate cake and ice cream for dessert.  I found a friend who likes to play board games as much as I do, so I now have a game partner.  The youth minister said he has big shelves full of board games.  He invited me to play a game with he and some of his buddies tonight and I would have accepted, but I like to get to bed by 2200.  Maybe on a night when I don't have anything to do I can go over there and take him up on the invite.  I will have to do that very soon.  For tonight, though, I am going to play on the internet for the next 45 minutes and then go to bed around 2200 or 2215.

[J-Mann]

To be clear, I never had any type of sexual releases with Allison.  In fact, she would tell you that my affection was very dull and bland.  I was always too shy and too inhibited to show her very much affection which partly contributed to our splitting up.

Whoa-HO! Allison was into some kinky stuff and you wouldn't reciprocate!? I'll bet she was into some weird sh[inks].

...

I'm ... I'm sorry, I want to play along, but my mind just can't take this sort of unrestrained abuse.