Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

[Lief 🗽]

chocolate cake

uh oh, RIP job tomorrow

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

When did Bushie start posting times without colons?

[J-Mann]

Jeff, is this the kind of porn you watch?

http://youtu.be/BD_N0TjOfns

[Joe Biden 2020]

chocolate cake

uh oh, RIP in job tomorrow

Normally, you would be right, but I had chocolate pudding for lunch, ate it slow, and did not get a headache.  Tonight, I had chocolate cake for dessert, ate it slow, and only have a minor headache.  It is definitely nowhere near migraine level.  I will still likely take some medicine because it could turn into a migraine and I want to protect Day 7, but right now it is nowhere near bad enough to call in tomorrow.

[Joe Biden 2020]

When did Bushie start posting times without colons?

Today

[Joe Biden 2020]

Just for the record, I am not going to answer any questions on my porn habits.  This is not the venue for that and that's for my eyes only.

[I Will Not Be Wrong]

Just for the record, I am not going to answer any questions on my porn habits.  This is not the venue for that and that's for my eyes only.

Is everything smaller in Oklahoma?

[Adam Griffin]

To be clear, I never had any type of sexual releases with Allison.  In fact, she would tell you that my affection was very dull and bland. 

A good place to start is by ceasing to refer to them as "sexual releases".

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

chocolate cake

uh oh, RIP in job tomorrow

Normally, you would be right, but I had chocolate pudding for lunch, ate it slow, and did not get a headache.  Tonight, I had chocolate cake for dessert, ate it slow, and only have a minor headache.  It is definitely nowhere near migraine level.  I will still likely take some medicine because it could turn into a migraine and I want to protect Day 7, but right now it is nowhere near bad enough to call in tomorrow.

Why do you eat something that makes you ill? I get sick from shrimp, so I just don't eat it. My aunt gets bad indigestion from onions, so she doesn't eat them. Chocolate is much more avoidable than onions... this is like a basic human nature instinct that you manually override for some strange reason.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie's life is so surreal. I've never had anyone ask me to come over to play boardgames at night.

Also, did Allison want you to get all touchy feely and you refused, so she dumped you?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie had chocolate cake twice today? RIP job

[Adam Griffin]

Bushie's life is so surreal. I've never had anyone ask me to come over to play boardgames at night.

Presumably the person isn't an adult, so that'd explain a lot.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie's life is so surreal. I've never had anyone ask me to come over to play boardgames at night.

Presumably the person isn't an adult, so that'd explain a lot.

No, he's about my age, the Youth Minister at the church.  There's nothing childish about loving board games.

[MasterJedi]

Bushie's life is so surreal. I've never had anyone ask me to come over to play boardgames at night.

Also, did Allison want you to get all touchy feely and you refused, so she dumped you?

Never had anyone get a group together to drink some brews and play a game of Cards Against Humanity? Not technically a board game, but still pretty close.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie had chocolate cake twice today? RIP job

Not today, boss.  Like I said I have a moderate headache, but it is nowhere near migraine status.  I'll be going to work tomorrow.  This could be the same headache I had since I left for work this morning.  It's always been, at worst, a Grade 5 today which is just moderate.  I think once or twice it may have briefly touched Grade 6 but then it came right back down.  It could have been a big mistake, but I am thinking the fact that I ate them both slow may have helped.  I'm not going to intentionally do that very often, because if you play with fire too much, you're going to get burned.

[Joe Biden 2020]

chocolate cake

uh oh, RIP in job tomorrow

Normally, you would be right, but I had chocolate pudding for lunch, ate it slow, and did not get a headache.  Tonight, I had chocolate cake for dessert, ate it slow, and only have a minor headache.  It is definitely nowhere near migraine level.  I will still likely take some medicine because it could turn into a migraine and I want to protect Day 7, but right now it is nowhere near bad enough to call in tomorrow.

Why do you eat something that makes you ill? I get sick from shrimp, so I just don't eat it. My aunt gets bad indigestion from onions, so she doesn't eat them. Chocolate is much more avoidable than onions... this is like a basic human nature instinct that you manually override for some strange reason.

I could have thrown out the chocolate pudding at lunch, but the cake was already cut for me with ice cream on top before i had a chance to speak up, so I didn't want to be rude.  I think the ice cream may have helped soften the potential blow and the cake ran out long before the ice cream, so I was able to end my dessert with several bites of ice cream.

[Joe Biden 2020]

With that folks, I bid you all a good night.  Day 7 awaits!!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

chocolate cake

uh oh, RIP in job tomorrow

Normally, you would be right, but I had chocolate pudding for lunch, ate it slow, and did not get a headache.  Tonight, I had chocolate cake for dessert, ate it slow, and only have a minor headache.  It is definitely nowhere near migraine level.  I will still likely take some medicine because it could turn into a migraine and I want to protect Day 7, but right now it is nowhere near bad enough to call in tomorrow.

Why do you eat something that makes you ill? I get sick from shrimp, so I just don't eat it. My aunt gets bad indigestion from onions, so she doesn't eat them. Chocolate is much more avoidable than onions... this is like a basic human nature instinct that you manually override for some strange reason.

I could have thrown out the chocolate pudding at lunch, but the cake was already cut for me with ice cream on top before i had a chance to speak up, so I didn't want to be rude.  I think the ice cream may have helped soften the potential blow and the cake ran out long before the ice cream, so I was able to end my dessert with several bites of ice cream.

My boss took us out for lunch a couple weeks ago and got a shrimp dish to split. When the waiter came around, I indicated to pass the plate to the next person. Your "I didn't want to be rude" excuse is ridiculous, especially since you only knew that you wouldn't get a migrane after the fact. It's also probably the reason you're approaching 300 pounds... just say "No thank you". it's not rude; it's healthy and common sense.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I love Bushie's excuses! "They already cut it for me so I didn't want to be rude!"

Nevermind it gives him headaches. What does eating it slowly have to do with anything? It's like saying drinking milk slowly makes a difference if you are lactose intolerant. And RIP DIET. He's still stuffing his face faster than ever!

[King]

lol dessert with every meal and ice cream on top

RIP BUSHIE

[Eraserhead]

To be clear, I never had any type of sexual releases with Allison.  In fact, she would tell you that my affection was very dull and bland.  I was always too shy and too inhibited to show her very much affection which partly contributed to our splitting up.

WOW BOMBSHELL

[Eraserhead]

Bushie, were you actually attracted to Allison or just attracted to the idea of being in a relationship/marrying someone/living the so called American Dream?

[memphis]

So ice cream is the antidote to the chocolate headaches? Better keep plenty of it in the freezer just in case you need it. Sort of like a delicious epi pen. What sort of ice cream do you like, Bushie? My favorites are blueberry cheesecake and mint chocolate chip.

[Mr. Morden]

Bushie's life is so surreal. I've never had anyone ask me to come over to play boardgames at night.

This is pretty normal in the nerd culture I inhabit, though the games tend to be like these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German-style_board_game

That is, games like Settlers of Catan and Carcassone.  Also, of course, Axis & Allies.  I used to do some all day Axis & Allies games when I was in college and grad school, but don't really do that anymore.

In fact, I still do board gaming remotely with my friends in North America.  We play online versions, while we talk to each other over Google Hangouts.

However, I suspect that the board games that Bushie would play are far more vanilla, like Monopoly or Life, or something like that.  But maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here.  Bushie, what kind of board games do you play?

[memphis]

I remember in previous seasons he mentions playing a game called Wahoo.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wahoo_(board_game)