Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Most people have four failed relationships by high school graduation. If your feeling are still hurt about Allison, that's fair enough, but don't beat yourself up about having a few exes. They were just for practice anyway.

Although his emotions now explain what actually happened.  The fact that he's still sad and she didn't get upset makes it pretty clear that it was her who did the dumping, and likely not Bushie who brought it up.

I think we have established she dumped him. He posted about how he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her mere minutes before and then deleted it and announced she and he had split.

What we know is he was too stiff and stoic with her and didn't show her any affection, so she left him.

Oh, I didn't see that.  Did he post that here or on Facebook?  I'm still not allowed to be his Facebook friend.

The post was on his Facebook after they had brunch at Dennys. Then he removed it and said they had split, and that she was fed up with him so he just dumped her. It sounded like they had a pretty bad brunch.

[King]

I'd be offended too if my boyfriend hadn't tried to kiss me yet after a year of dating and I found out from my dad that he asked for my hand in marriage.

[Eraserhead]

Most people have four failed relationships by high school graduation. If your feeling are still hurt about Allison, that's fair enough, but don't beat yourself up about having a few exes. They were just for practice anyway.

Although his emotions now explain what actually happened.  The fact that he's still sad and she didn't get upset makes it pretty clear that it was her who did the dumping, and likely not Bushie who brought it up.

I think we have established she dumped him. He posted about how he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her mere minutes before and then deleted it and announced she and he had split.

What we know is he was too stiff and stoic with her and didn't show her any affection, so she left him.

Oh, I didn't see that.  Did he post that here or on Facebook?  I'm still not allowed to be his Facebook friend.

The post was on his Facebook after they had brunch at Dennys. Then he removed it and said they had split, and that she was fed up with him so he just dumped her. It sounded like they had a pretty bad brunch.

Hopefully the food was good at least. Although considering it was Denny's, I can't imagine that was the case.

[Simfan34]

My plans are really starting to take shape with the notion of being single for life.

What?! A confirmed bachelor? Are you gay?

[Eraserhead]

My plans are really starting to take shape with the notion of being single for life.

What?! A confirmed bachelor? Are you gay?

He'll be sidejackin' it in the train room forever.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Most people have four failed relationships by high school graduation. If your feeling are still hurt about Allison, that's fair enough, but don't beat yourself up about having a few exes. They were just for practice anyway.

Although his emotions now explain what actually happened.  The fact that he's still sad and she didn't get upset makes it pretty clear that it was her who did the dumping, and likely not Bushie who brought it up.

I think we have established she dumped him. He posted about how he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her mere minutes before and then deleted it and announced she and he had split.

What we know is he was too stiff and stoic with her and didn't show her any affection, so she left him.

Oh, I didn't see that.  Did he post that here or on Facebook?  I'm still not allowed to be his Facebook friend.

The post was on his Facebook after they had brunch at Dennys. Then he removed it and said they had split, and that she was fed up with him so he just dumped her. It sounded like they had a pretty bad brunch.

Hopefully the food was good at least. Although considering it was Denny's, I can't imagine that was the case.

Are you high?  Denny's is Oklahoma Fabulous!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good morning, guys.  I took the liberty and went to bed at 2030 last night, a full 90 minutes earlier than my normal bed time.  It sure felt good.  I woke up at 0620 this morning and now I'm ready for Day 18.  Week 4 will enter its second half at noon today.  I'm looking forward to another really good day.

[King]

"Single for life" is just one of Bushie's new diets. It'll pass soon.

[Eraserhead]

He's still showing up to work. That's a great thing. He must really at least be enjoying this more than the call centers and the various vacuum cleaner scams.

[Lief 🗽]

Now that Bushie has decided on a life of celibacy, I do hope he allows himself the occasional brief relaxation again.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Won't people in Oklahoma think bushie is...you know...if he doesn't get married?

[Joe Republic]

Won't people in Oklahoma think bushie is...you know...if he doesn't get married?

A pedophile?  Well yes, but we've already told him about that mustache.

[memphis]

My plans are really starting to take shape with the notion of being single for life.

What?! A confirmed bachelor? Are you gay?

It's ok if you are. Don't let the many years of psychological abuse from your church force you into being ashamed and in denial.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Won't people in Oklahoma think bushie is...you know...if he doesn't get married?

A pedophile?  Well yes, but we've already told him about that mustache.

And he can't use "My girlfriend likes it" (wink, wink, nod, nod), since he's single.  But the pedo-stash will stay regardless. 

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Won't people in Oklahoma think bushie is...you know...if he doesn't get married?

A pedophile?  Well yes, but we've already told him about that mustache.

I meant a gay. I assume most people think something is wrong with you if you're over 22 and single in Oklahoma.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Won't people in Oklahoma think bushie is...you know...if he doesn't get married?

A pedophile?  Well yes, but we've already told him about that mustache.

I meant a gay. I assume most people think something is wrong with you if you're over 22 and single in Oklahoma.

Southerners I've met in the Navy are stunned when they find out I'm a single 26.  Bushie is waaaaaaaaaay past that.  The pestering from his peers and family must be indescribable.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Won't people in Oklahoma think bushie is...you know...if he doesn't get married?

A pedophile?  Well yes, but we've already told him about that mustache.

I meant a gay. I assume most people think something is wrong with you if you're over 22 and single in Oklahoma.

If you're a 145 dark skinned greek boy in his 20s, maybe.  Not at 300lbs

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Won't people in Oklahoma think bushie is...you know...if he doesn't get married?

A pedophile?  Well yes, but we've already told him about that mustache.

I meant a gay. I assume most people think something is wrong with you if you're over 22 and single in Oklahoma.

If you're a 145 dark skinned greek boy in his 20s, maybe.  Not at 300lbs

Are there dark-skinned Greek boys in OK?  And isn't 300 fairly normal?

[Lief 🗽]

31% of Oklahomans are obese, so while Bushie is no doubt heavier than average, he's not that far from the norm in his state.

[memphis]

31% of Oklahomans are obese, so while Bushie is no doubt heavier than average, he's not that far from the norm in his state.

The threshold for obesity at 5'8 is about 200 lbs.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Hey, guys.  Lunch time.  Day is going very well.  My back is hurting today so I may stay home from church tonight and keep in a comfortable chair.  My office chair sucks and there are no other chairs to switch with.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Hey, guys.  Lunch time.  Day is going very well.  My back is hurting today so I may stay home from church tonight and keep in a comfortable chair.  My office chair sucks and there are no other chairs to switch with.

Skip the church to get your back ready for tomorrow.  Jesus and God are well aware that you love them, better to rest up.

[RI]

If this job doesn't work out, Bushie can become a monk or something, but he'd have to stop following "I can do whatever I want because I'm pre-saved" Christianity. He could probably still have Braum's frequently depending on what order he joined.

[King]

Sitting a comfortable chair won't make your back feel better. You need to be upright walking or laying down.

[WalterMitty]

your back problems are directly related to your obesity, which you refuse to do anything about.

as for allison, i really dont think bushie was ever that into her.  he was into the idea of having a wife.