Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

[King]

And given that he loathes spinach, I doubt the lettuce would be anything above iceberg for him to tolerate consuming.

[Lief 🗽]

I wonder if he eats ketchup with his fries. That's kind of a vegetable. (or fruit I guess)

[Eraserhead]

Things are sounding very ominous on the facebook. I think we're going to get an update from Jeff soon and it isn't going to be a good one.

It seems like whenever he stops posting in here, things take a turn for the worse. It's like clockwork.

[King]

Things are always taking a turn for the worse for Bushie, Update simply slows it down.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

He needs Update now more than anything. Whenever he takes breaks, things fall apart. His weight. His job. You name it.

[Lief 🗽]

He needs to stop leaving work as soon as possible at 4pm every day so he can rush home and watch 6 hours of television is what he needs to do.

[Eraserhead]

Has he held this job longer than any other since Oklahoma Natural Gas?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Yeah the fact he's out of there before 5 every day probably doesn't look too good, and I assume he's one of the first to leave every day. I'm sure there are plenty of other issues he's not telling us about aside from laughing at people who ask him to correct his work.

[Mr. Morden]

Has he held this job longer than any other since Oklahoma Natural Gas?

I don't think so.  I'm pretty sure the job he held in Utah lasted for several months.

[Eraserhead]

Has he held this job longer than any other since Oklahoma Natural Gas?

I don't think so.  I'm pretty sure the job he held in Utah lasted for several months.

Oh yeah, what was he doing out there again? Like most Update fans, I blocked most of the Utah story arc from my memory.

[Mr. Morden]

Has he held this job longer than any other since Oklahoma Natural Gas?

I don't think so.  I'm pretty sure the job he held in Utah lasted for several months.

Oh yeah, what was he doing out there again? Like most Update fans, I blocked most of the Utah story arc from my memory.

Actually, scratch what I said.  That might not have been his longest employment.  His longest might have been Dell, where I believe he had a job throughout much of 2011 (pre-Kenya and pre-Utah).  2011 was probably the most boring year for Update, and it disappeared for a good six months or so from Atlas, when he tried to replace it with a blog.  But during much of that dark era, I think he was working for Dell.

The move to Utah (in late 2012) was prompted by his job at Xerox, but then I think once he got there, it turned out the job was bogus or something, and he got a job doing tech support for national parks….or something like that.  Don't remember the details anymore, but not sure if that one actually lasted as long as the Dell job.

In any case, point is, he's had a few jobs that lasted a few months, so he's not breaking any personal records by being at this new place for just five weeks, or whatever it is.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Things are sounding very ominous on the facebook. I think we're going to get an update from Jeff soon and it isn't going to be a good one.

It seems like whenever he stops posting in here, things take a turn for the worse. It's like clockwork.

God damn.  RIP. 

[Joe Biden 2020]

Hey, guys, I'll pop in here for a second.  My job is going fine.  I just received a less-than-appealing 30 day eval.  I just have to go in there and change my boss's perception.  I'm just carrying on like normal.  I leave at 1630 everyday because that's when my shift ends.  Anyway, I've got to go, but don't worry about things at this point.  I'll share more tonight.

[Flake]

That's not good at all

[Franzl]

Might be a good idea to watch a bit less football and use the time for CADD practice?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I leave at 1630 everyday because that's when my shift ends.

I hope it ends at 1630 today instead of 0830.......ugh.

[memphis]

Which job was it where he was escorted off the premises?

[King]

Which job hasn't he been escorted off the premises?

[Eraserhead]

Tonight's update should be interesting.

[King]

I wonder if he brings the same "everything's fine, stop living in the past, why are you ganging up on me with these criticisms" attitude to his boss.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I wonder if he brings the same "everything's fine, stop living in the past, why are you ganging up on me with these criticisms" attitude to his boss.

Do you think he shouts "I have done nothing wrong!" in all caps to his boss when they review his work?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It's a little heart breaking because every single day, without fail, he posts how wonderful of a day it was on FB.......he meant it, I think.........ugh.  Gut kick.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

It's a little heart breaking because every single day, without fail, he posts how wonderful of a day it was on FB.......he meant it, I think.........ugh.  Gut kick.

He's no different than many other super-Christey evangelicals.  All the ones I know glorify every single day.

[Smash255]

Hey, guys, I'll pop in here for a second.  My job is going fine.  I just received a less-than-appealing 30 day eval.   I just have to go in there and change my boss's perception.  I'm just carrying on like normal.  I leave at 1630 everyday because that's when my shift ends.  Anyway, I've got to go, but don't worry about things at this point.  I'll share more tonight.

Do you read what you post??  The two sentences there just don't..  Forget it...  You really need to start being honest with yourself first and foremost. 

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

He needs to stop leaving work as soon as possible at 4pm every day so he can rush home and watch 6 hours of television is what he needs to do.

Yeah, the requirement that you work X hours a week shouldn't mean you only work X hours a week, and punch out right when you reach X--especially at the beginning.  Plus, staying late so you can leave early on Friday may not give the best impression.

Hey, guys, I'll pop in here for a second.  My job is going fine.  I just received a less-than-appealing 30 day eval.  I just have to go in there and change my boss's perception.  I'm just carrying on like normal.  I leave at 1630 everyday because that's when my shift ends.  Anyway, I've got to go, but don't worry about things at this point.  I'll share more tonight.

Why would you carry on like normal?  Normal got you a "less-than-appealing" evaluation.  You need to carry on far above what you've been doing.  As usual, your perception of reality is quite different than reality; you thought you've been doing great, but your boss thinks otherwise.  Seriously, Jeff... wake up, man.