Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

He probably just woke up late and didn't have time to post. Give him a break... it's like you guys want to see him fail.

God damn you are so humorless. 

No, I just don't like being humorous at his expense. I may be critical of him at times, but it's out of a hope that he succeeds, not because I find his failures or potential failures funny.

[Хahar 🤔]

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good Friday Evening!  I had a great day at work.  I worked until 1315 and then packed up my computer and took it over to the new office.  My boss will set it up either this evening or tomorrow so I can resume work at 0730 Monday Morning.  I got off this evening at 1520 when they were taking a break for supper.  I came on down to my parents and we had a steak dinner in Shawnee.  I had a New York Strip steak with a baked potato and a salad with ranch dressing.  Tomorrow, I have a couple of errands to run in the morning and then a dinner with my family at Grandma's and then I'll head back to Tulsa around 1830 or 1900.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Good Friday Evening!  I had a great day at work.  I worked until 1315 and then packed up my computer and took it over to the new office.  My boss will set it up either this evening or tomorrow so I can resume work at 0730 Monday Morning.  I got off this evening at 1520 when they were taking a break for supper.  I came on down to my parents and we had a steak dinner in Shawnee.  I had a New York Strip steak with a baked potato and a salad with ranch dressing.  Tomorrow, I have a couple of errands to run in the morning and then a dinner with my family at Grandma's and then I'll head back to Tulsa around 1830 or 1900.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

What was in this salad - and having ranch just defeated the whole purpose.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

What was in this salad - and having ranch just defeated the whole purpose.

Nah... Bushie is going to load fat into everything he eats.  Consider the fact that he ate a vegetable as a big victory. 

[Lief 🗽]

Bushie ate a vegetable! (Presumably?)

[memphis]

What were the contents of the salad? Presumably just iceberg and ranch? I remember in a previous episode Bushie insisted that he did not eat dressing on his salad, so perhaps he can learn to like new things. Like Ranch dressing!
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[Bacon King]

spoilers: in two pages we find out it was actually a potato salad

[Joe Biden 2020]

It was mainly lettuce and ranch, but it had some grated cheese, a couple thumb-size tomatoes and some croutons.  I didn't drown it in ranch, though.  It was actually pretty good.

[Eraserhead]

Anyone want to suggest a title for the next season?

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Draftin' Round The Christmas Tree

[Lief 🗽]

The Purpose of Salad

[Eraserhead]

Good, good. Keep 'em comin'.

[Lief 🗽]

"A Genetic Predisposition Towards Clock Watching"

[Mr. Morden]

Anyone want to suggest a title for the next season?

"Update XVII: Hereditary clock watching with a Level 8 headache"
"Update XVII: Going all in on the focus part of the ice cream challenge"
"Update XVII: No fun to eat healthy on weekends"
"Update XVII: The fudge is what got me"
"Update XVII: 79 is one point away from a B"

[Bacon King]

Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry

homage to proto-bushie

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Going All In On Hereditary Clock Watching Focus
Jingle CAD, Jingle CAD, Weekends Out With Dad
Strawberries With A Touch Of Ranch
Strawberry Salads Forever

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

The Unbearable Lightness of Bushie

[Mr. Morden]

"A strawberry in the hand is worth two in the Bushie"

[memphis]

I would like it very much if the next Update could be a prequel. We need some backstory!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good Saturday Morning!  I slept well, although I still have the headache from last Friday's dessert.  I'm about to go get the oil changed in my car and then come back home.  I'll have dinner with the family at 1630 and head home to Tulsa about 1730 or 1800.

[memphis]

Good Saturday Morning!  I slept well, although I still have the headache from last Friday's dessert.  I'm about to go get the oil changed in my car and then come back home.  I'll have dinner with the family at 1630 and head home to Tulsa about 1730 or 1800.

What were you doing on this date in 2003?

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Good Saturday Morning!  I slept well, although I still have the headache from last Friday's dessert.  I'm about to go get the oil changed in my car and then come back home.  I'll have dinner with the family at 1630 and head home to Tulsa about 1730 or 1800.

Is this teaching you nothing?

[Flake]

Why can't you stop eating like that? You've been having a headache for a week because you couldn't not eat ice cream? You need to stop this.