Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

[President Tyrion]

I have an important announcement.  I have officially set a date for the erection of my 2014 Christmas Tree!! - Saturday, October 11, 2014!!

Your scheduling of brief relaxations has gone too far.

[President Tyrion]

Why is he leaving half an hour early?

He has the option of taking a shorter lunch.

[President Tyrion]

While I understand that Bushie's history makes it almost necessary to question every detail, I feel like we're at the point where most of the things happening to him (not posting before work, moving on to a new project) are things that happen in a normal workplace with a normal person.

[President Tyrion]

I love snap peas. They're such a great snack.

[President Tyrion]

To the government's credit, they have a decent amount of publicly available nutritional guides and whatnot. It's more than enough to start with, even if it's not a tailored nutritional plan. It's just that Bushie isn't interested in reading them, nor is the government doing a particularly good job of promoting/improving the information. Better than nothing, anyway, but only if used.

The website isn't incredibly user friendly, but there's lots of info.

http://www.nutrition.gov/

[President Tyrion]

To the government's credit, they have a decent amount of publicly available nutritional guides and whatnot. It's more than enough to start with, even if it's not a tailored nutritional plan. It's just that Bushie isn't interested in reading them, nor is the government doing a particularly good job of promoting/improving the information. Better than nothing, anyway, but only if used.

The website isn't incredibly user friendly, but there's lots of info.

http://www.nutrition.gov/

What influence does that tiny program have in the face of Food Co.'s multibillion dollar advertising budget?  I'd bet Braum's spends more on publicity than government eatings tips.

No disagreement here!

[President Tyrion]

Hanging CADD: The Bushie Story

[President Tyrion]

Aaaah sassy Bushie is back, baby!

[President Tyrion]

Corporate worship?

[President Tyrion]

RIP Ice Cream Challenge

C'mon Bushie.

[President Tyrion]

I just can't imagine people not liking basic things like fruits and vegetables. He literally only likes burgers, red meat, carbs and sugar.

the four oklahoma food groups

Says the Georgian.

Whose name is literally Bacon King

[President Tyrion]

I think it's fine if Bushie finds and presents mistakes in a professional manner. It's certainly important in his field to be precise.

[President Tyrion]

I know Wal-Mart has mangos. 

He'll probably get it canned...

Better than nothing, honestly