Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

This was pretty shocking news. I thought they just had a nice brunch at Dennys?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

This was pretty shocking news. I thought they just had a nice brunch at Dennys?

My guess is that Daddy Allison had a very frank conversation with Daughter Allison regarding her beau.

Yeah, that's my guess too. It didn't sound mutual.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

This was pretty shocking news. I thought they just had a nice brunch at Dennys?

My guess is that Daddy Allison had a very frank conversation with Daughter Allison regarding her beau.

Yeah, that's my guess too. It didn't sound mutual.

He was professing his love yesterday like it was his wedding day. Something happened on Allison's side of town. 

He professed it today right after their brunch. Then it ended. Papa Allison stepped in, you can bet on that.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I know it's not our business, but you don't ask for her hand in marriage and then have a mutual break up a few weeks later without some superseding cause.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

These two don't need to get married if this is what's going on. It's not normal to keep breaking up and getting back together at later dates. Maybe Allison got sick of bushie. I guess we'll know what happens if she starts trashing him online again.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Today is a great day! God continues to ravage both my life and Bushie's. He has finally given him a little break from the darkness he has otherwise brought on his life for years now.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Has Bushie ever made it through 90 days without missing a day? This has and always will be his problem. If he was about to get fired from ONG, a utility company that probably never fires anyone, it has to be bad.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Yes, he had BRAUMS today, but tomorrow is a new day. No need to dwell on what has already happened.

On the bright side, he did drink 2 cups of water, so it balances out the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, and diet Dr. Pepper he ate for dinner!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

If Bushie blows this gig due to tummyaches, I'm gonna lose my cool.

Prepare yourself. I'm not sure he's ever gone to work for 90 days straight without an absence. As we all know, this won't end well. He will get a tummy ache or migraine and miss a day within the next few weeks, I fear.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I am still wondering what happened with Allison. Bushie asked for her hand in marriage and then a week later it was over. Allison still seems friendly on Facebook, so it doesn't appear to be the same circumstances as last time. I think she was the one who ended it before Bushie even had the chance to propose.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I think Allison knows. Bushie did announce it publicly on his Facebook. But I think it's pretty certain that she dumped him this time around.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I think Allison knows. Bushie did announce it publicly on his Facebook. But I think it's pretty certain that she dumped him this time around.

Wonderful point.  I forgot he was professing his love like a new husband when she canned him.  Good memory.

Additionally, he had posted a few minutes before the announcement about how lovely of a brunch they had at Denny's and how he was looking forward to spending the rest of his life with her. Afterwards, that post was removed and Bushie posted about how they had parted ways.

So, yeah, she dumped him after brunch.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What's for lunch? Braums?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

This back issue is going to become a real problem. I've seen Update long enough to know that.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Thanks, Bushie.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Is bushie going to bang her?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Well, I do hope this works out for you, because this job is much more suited for you than the call center/sales route. I'm excited about Update's impending stability because it can only lead to a new lady! And since Jeffison died, I've been missing that.

Work hard and don't go to Braum's too often!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What did you have at the Delta Cafe?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Will Bushie finally learn how to cook without assistance now that he has a job??

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What do they have at the delta cafe anyway? I feel like most of the places you eat have the same menu items?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie's life is so surreal. I've never had anyone ask me to come over to play boardgames at night.

Also, did Allison want you to get all touchy feely and you refused, so she dumped you?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie had chocolate cake twice today? RIP job

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I love Bushie's excuses! "They already cut it for me so I didn't want to be rude!"

Nevermind it gives him headaches. What does eating it slowly have to do with anything? It's like saying drinking milk slowly makes a difference if you are lactose intolerant. And RIP DIET. He's still stuffing his face faster than ever!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Good Monday Evening!  It was a really good day with a minor mistake at the end of the day.  I did something that reversed about 15 minutes of work.  I corrected that in about 10-15 minutes and then it was time to go home.  No worries on that mistake, I just know not to do that again.

Why has this been overlooked? Why do you even bother mentioning this at all? It's like you want to start getting defensive.

I think most of us assume he is on his way out so we don't bother bringing that up. He's constantly making mistakes and wasting 20-25 minutes a day going back to fix them, so I fear he won't be at this job much longer. The owner is probably losing patience with him. But, I hope I'm wrong.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Sounds like Allison wasn't as goody two shoes as Bushie wanted her to be. If only he had opened up to her like a real man. Maybe he truly is destined for a pious life.