Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

[JohnnyLongtorso]

I left the forum a while back but I've been keeping tabs on the Update saga because it's one of the funniest things on the Internet. I'd almost think it were some kind of years-long performance art piece. You guys keep doing what you're doing, it's hilarious.

[JohnnyLongtorso]

Surely there are other places than Wal-mart to buy groceries. Your beloved Braum's, for example. Heck, a cursory Google search shows there's even a Whole Foods in Tulsa. (Are there really enough liberal upper-middle class white people in Tulsa to support one of those?) Where in the city do you live? The downtown area (which appears to be one square mile ringed by interstates) seems decent, but wow is the suburban sprawl endless.