Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

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Believe me, there are millions of us out there that don't even care if you live off the government.  We are called Democrats and you happen to be one!  

Sort of.  Oddly, he's already endorsed Christie for president:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=182005.0

Well, Bill Clinton basically ended welfare, so there won't be any point in voting Hillary if you want a strong welfare system.

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Do pizza delivery guys spend 100% of their job delivering pizzas?  If it's a slow day with deliveries, then are they ever asked to actually participate in the making of the pizzas?  Because we are talking about someone who needs assistance for spaghetti.

I'm pretty sure he could avoid actually having to cook anything.

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God, I would love to read a prequel series about what Bushie was up to between graduating from college and beginning Update five years ago! We still know so little about his first ex-fiancee!

So, wait, he's had a total of four fiancees?  Tiffanye, Susan, Allison, and then someone else before all of that, pre-2009?

It should be like StarWars or Lord of the Rings and have 3 movies for the the prequels.