What would be the experiences of the best-experienced presidential candidate of all time?
I'd think something like:
*Degrees in Political Science, Public Administration, Business Administration, Law
*AmeriCorps & PeaceCorps service
*Military service
*Police Officer
*Detective
*Scientist
*Doctor
*Professor
*Teacher (involved with labor union)
*Preacher/Minister/Pastor
*successful Entrepreneur and Business-founder/director
*Lawyer
*Campaign Manager for important campaign
*Local/State Party Chairman
*City Council
*Mayor
*State Representative (and leadership position there)
*U.S. Representative (and leadership position there)
*Governor
*Senator (and leadership position there)
*Ambassador to important county
*CIA Director
*Defense Secretary
*State Secretary
*WH Chief of Staff
*Vice President
I think I can make this work...ended up getting most of them:
Age 16: graduates from high school early as a result of skipping the first grade and taking dual-credit community college classes in the summers during high school
Age 19: graduates from college with a double major in philosophy and behavioral neuroscience; volunteers on a congressional campaign one summer
Age 19-20: serves in inner-city Philadelphia as an AmeriCorps volunteer
Age 20-22: Peace Corps service in Central America
Age 22: joins the US Army Reserve and begins working full-time at a technology startup
Age 26: receives large payout after startup is sold to a major technology firm
Age 26-29: receives MS in neuroscience while working as a researcher at a major medical school
Age 29-30: teaches high school and teaches a class at a community college
Age 30-33: completes law school
Age 33-35: completes M.Div.
Age 35-36: passes bar and practices law
Age 36-38: works at a think tank as a research fellow focusing on law and theology; teaches classes on Christian theology at church as a volunteer
Age 38: elected to city council for the major city in which (s)he lives
Age 40: reelected to city council
Age 42: elected mayor of city
Age 46: runs for US House of Representatives and wins
Age 52: chosen as director of his/her party's congressional campaign committee, oversees a net gain in seats in the next elections
Age 54: elected governor
Age 58: reelected governor
Age 60: resigns to serve as US Ambassador to Mexico
Age 62: appointed director of the CIA
Age 66: leaves CIA after new administration chooses a new director; joins several boards of major corporations
Age 68: appointed to one of his/her state's US Senate seats which had become vacant due to the resignation of a US Senator; declines to run in the special election later that year and retires after ~6 months
Age 70: new presidential administration appoints him/her Secretary of State
Age 72: becomes Secretary of Defense after the president does a Cabinet reshuffling
Age 74: becomes president's chief of staff following his reelection
Age 76: becomes vice president after the incumbent VP resigns due to a personal scandal
Age 78: runs for and is elected POTUS
He/she would probably be a terrible president considering their resume suggests being a jack-of-all-trades and master of none who never did anything for more than a year or two.