The Bad Party: Reinvigorating Atlasia with Bad Ideas!
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Mechaman
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« on: July 28, 2014, 12:45:43 AM »

Hello there!

You maybe wondering why I, Mechaman, have endeavored to do yet another random third party bid!  Honestly, I'm doing this for the same reason why I am still up at 12:31 AM on a Monday: It's a bad idea.

Likewise, as we consider the natural tendency of humanity to make bad decisions, we should re-examine how we approach political problem solving.  Throughout the recent centuries humanity has strived towards a never ending stream of progress with the concept of making things better or advancing so-called "good ideas".  The thought here is that politics, no matter the ideology, should be committed to making the world a better, safer, cleaner, smarter place to live.

Yeah, screw that.  I mean really how stupid.  Next thing you know these morons will ask you to take time out of your day and vote!

Sorry, that was pretty biased of me.  I usually strive to approach things from a committed NPOV.  Unfortunately, advocates of "good ideas" are usually fake and gay.  So it's hard to take them seriously.  Thank you Hitler.

Of course, the problem we're running into is that "good policies" usually take too much effort.  To quote Spock from Wrath of Khan: "As a matter of cosmic history it is much easier to destroy something than it is to create it."  With that principle in mind, the realization that heaping ruin, sowing sorrow, and encouraging malaise take a fraction of the effort but yield quicker results, I bring you this revolutionary new party.  For far too long the market of bad ideas has been tossed aside, as have the people who demand bad ideas enacted by their government.

I intend to be their voice and their Savior.

As a lifelong opponent of getting more than 35% of the vote in any election, I believe that I am the best man suited for the enviable task of creating a thoroughly incompetently ran, extremely disorganized, and remarkably inefficient political organization that employs the very worst talents of the very worst people in this country to deliver a political party platform that pleases none, offends everybody, and leaves the nation far worse off than it was before.

My friends, welcome to the Bad Party!
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2014, 01:00:12 AM »

Also, screw you I'm running for At-Large Senate:

Because really, I hate this country and think it deserves the very worst representation possible.

As your At-Large Senator, here are the things I promise to do if elected:

1. Do nothing.
2. Support every bad idea that comes across my desk (unless it conflicts with choice 1).
3. Use government funds for my cocaine and hooker habit.
4. Support global thermonuclear war.
5. Support funding for the creation of cancer.
6. Support for governmental studies to find out the best ways to increase poverty.
7. Legalize murder, theft, arson, and rape.
8. Replace water with Jameson Whiskey.
9. Support voting rights only for people who are blind and deaf.
10. Replace the National Anthem with Happy (fuck you Dallasfag)
11. Provide free handguns to every public school kid in the country.
12. Install free heroin needles in every public restroom facility in the country.

More to come.
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2014, 01:01:38 AM »

Are you serious about the legalizing arson bit, or was that a joke?

Also, what specific cancers are you interested in creating?
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2014, 01:05:29 AM »

Are you serious about the legalizing arson bit, or was that a joke?

Also, what specific cancers are you interested in creating?

Well, I'm not sure about arson.  I'm not a fan of hot weather, but I can understand the civil liberties issues that would pop up if I denied them the same rights as rapists, murderers, and thieves.

As for cancers, I'd like to create them all.
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2014, 01:06:57 AM »

8. Replace water with Jameson Whiskey.

That doesn't seem like a bad idea. This party's a sham. Angry
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2014, 12:31:49 PM »

Endorsed! Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2014, 03:51:18 PM »

I am glad to see a party like this around.
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2014, 03:53:32 PM »

The bad party will take over Atlasia and make it prosper via bad ideas.
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2014, 08:23:57 PM »

And then they say I'm lunatic!
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Dr. Cynic
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2014, 08:25:10 PM »


There's no rule against having more than one.
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2014, 08:29:06 PM »


At least I don't use cocaine outside of rituals and with public funds.
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2014, 08:39:31 PM »


At least I don't use cocaine outside of rituals and with public funds.

Alright, you're cool in my book. Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2014, 08:52:55 PM »


At least I don't use cocaine outside of rituals and with public funds.

Alright, you're cool in my book. Tongue

Thank you for your compliment.

BTW, you'll be next in the sacrifice queue, Mechaman. The gods would be pleased to see your blood split all over their sacred temple... ok, maybe not. But the queue ain't too long. Be careful.
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2014, 10:18:54 PM »

Endorsed... for last position xD
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2014, 07:10:42 AM »

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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2014, 11:40:28 PM »

I guess you guys are a major party now....any preference for a color?
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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2014, 12:12:11 AM »

I guess you guys are a major party now....any preference for a color?

I'd suggest to them to use color brown: their platform is a huge pile of sh*t, to say the least.
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« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2014, 03:08:45 PM »

Satirical parties have always been pink.... Or at least they were.
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« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2014, 11:01:47 AM »

I guess you guys are a major party now....any preference for a color?

Pink sounds good.  Reminds me of JoMacrs mother.
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« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2014, 11:47:42 PM »

I guess you guys are a major party now....any preference for a color?

Pink sounds good.  Reminds me of JoMacrs mother.

Actually my mother loves red a lot, but that's already taken Wink xD I keep my suggestion for brown, but pink doesn't sound bad at all ^^
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« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2014, 03:23:06 PM »

I guess you guys are a major party now....any preference for a color?

Pink sounds good.  Reminds me of JoMacrs mother.

Actually my mother loves red a lot, but that's already taken Wink xD I keep my suggestion for brown, but pink doesn't sound bad at all ^^

Well played!
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2014, 03:26:09 PM »

Maxwell and myself voting for the same candidate, that's a quite impressive success Mecha, I hope you will run again in the future Tongue.
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