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« on: July 29, 2014, 02:21:25 AM »
This is what happens when you let others fondle around your foreskin:

Man’s penis mistakenly amputated during routine circumcision

IT sounds like an urban myth. Unfortunately for Johnny Lee Banks Jnr, it’s the painful truth.

The Alabama resident says his life is in ruins after doctors mistakenly amputated his penis during a routine circumcision.

Mr Banks and his wife Zelda are suing the hospital, doctors and a local clinic for medical malpractice, seeking unspecified damages.

Documents filed in Jefferson County Circuit Court say Mr Banks went to Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham last month for a circumcision but found his penis “gone” when he awoke after surgery.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/mans-penis-mistakenly-amputated-during-routine-circumcision/story-fneuzlbd-1227001450218
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2014, 02:23:06 AM »
This reminds me of all those threads about this subject and how we should never discuss it.

So why did you post this?
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2014, 04:10:10 AM »
HE NEVER EVEN GOT A CHOICE BUT THEY MUTILATED HIM FOREVER
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2014, 04:12:57 AM »
Kind of a dick move from the doctors. Hopefully the guy gets a lot of money.
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2014, 07:41:52 AM »
Quote from: Panda Express on July 29, 2014, 04:12:57 AM
Kind of a dick move from the doctors.

It's the last dick move the guy will ever get.  Sad
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2014, 09:00:07 AM »
This is sad and hilarious at the same time.
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2014, 09:33:30 AM »
Does this count as a cock block?
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2014, 09:40:01 AM »
Ouch, that's good horror movie material.
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2014, 09:50:04 AM »
Thanks Obama.
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2014, 01:59:35 PM »
I didn't read the article so I might have missed this, but can't they make another one for him like they do in female-to-male gender reassignment surgeries, or do the penises constructed in those surgeries come from the prior genitalia?
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2014, 03:27:12 PM »
"This was the most unkindest cut of all." - Marcus Antonius in Julius Caesar Act 3 Scene 2 Line 183
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2014, 09:23:08 PM »
Most likely not true
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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2014, 10:13:21 PM »
Is there any way for them to "reattach" it? For free?
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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2014, 10:13:50 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2014, 12:50:22 AM »

Quite right.  If this man didn't have health insurance he never would have entered the hospital and this would have never happened.
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« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2014, 07:03:29 AM »

This makes it more hilarious and less sad.
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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2014, 09:35:26 AM »
So he got what he wanted then
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« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2014, 03:10:55 PM »
At least we know this guy won't be a future rapist...
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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2014, 03:11:44 PM »
Quote from: NewYorkExpress on July 30, 2014, 03:10:55 PM
At least we know this guy won't be a future rapist...
These dry one liners are bad even without the spamming attached.
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