Opinion of water

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Water is the perfect beverage. Yesterday I was having a nice dinner with my partner. A leftover roasted chicken, light salad, and some very salty fish and chip shop chips. She was washing it down with Sunkist. Why would you interrupt all of those delicious flavours with syrupy artificial orange?

Water, on the other hand, perfectly goes with everything. And it's easy to stop drinking when you're quenched. Its taste won't linger uninvited. It is wonderful.

Have any of you ever met someone who says they "don't like the taste" of water, so they never drink it alone? These people ought to be thrown out on the street and shot. They are horrible, horrible people.