How weird is it I'm really stoked about visiting Des Moines, IA?
pretty fu
cking weird.
I lived in Iowa for five years, and I don't ever recall getting a hard-on to visit Des Moines. As a matter of fact, no one I knew got a hard on about visiting Des Moines.
Of course, Bill Bryson, who was born and raised in Des Moines and who wrote many very humorous travel books about the US, Australia, the UK, and all manner of Anglophone destinations, only had this to say about Des Moines: "Des Moines is a place of death. People go there to die."