The Most Generic "End of the World" Comment about US Presidents/Candidates

[sentinel]

I was reading an article on Politico, and noticed this comment.

"If the morons in the US elect Hillary Clinton president, after having lived 8 years under the worst president in American history who is essentially cut from the same cloth, WE ARE DOOMED!"

Don't you think it's so generic that it could just work as a template?

Lets play.

"If the morons in the US elect [CANDIDATE] president, after having lived [X] years under the worst president in American history who is essentially cut from the same cloth, WE ARE DOOMED!"

Now you try!

[Illuminati Blood Drinker]

Is this how it works?

"If the morons in the US elect Martin van Buren president, after having lived 8 years under the worst president in American history who is essentially cut from the same cloth, WE ARE DOOMED!"

[GaussLaw]

"If the morons in the US elect Mr. Potato Head president, after having lived 8 years under the worst president in American history who is essentially cut from the same cloth, WE ARE DOOMED!"