Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update)

[Joe Biden 2020]

This is true, but it doesn't scare me.  My old boss gave me a lot of good nuggets over the last two months that I can take with me into a new job.

He also fired you.

So?  I can take the nuggets I learned during my time there to my new job and expand on them.

[J-Mann]

So, you've chosen not to get a job tomorrow. Great.

When did I ever say that or imply that?

How much interview prep have you done today?

[Franzl]

So, you've chosen not to get a job tomorrow. Great.

When did I ever say that or imply that?

How much interview prep have you done today?

I'm sure he's considered doing some during baseball commercial breaks.

[Joe Biden 2020]

So, you've chosen not to get a job tomorrow. Great.

When did I ever say that or imply that?

How much interview prep have you done today?

All afternoon and will do more this evening while I watch baseball.

[King]

Studying CAD is to improve your skills once you get a job. Interview prep is improving your skills at answering the questions that get you a job.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Studying CAD is to improve your skills once you get a job. Interview prep is improving your skills at answering the questions that get you a job.

Which is what I've been doing the past four to five hours and will do for the next five to six hours.

[memphis]

Bushie, just curious. Why do you have the "village idiot" quote in your sig? And bolded too. Do you think that this is how the Forum views you? If so, are you proud of this?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, just curious. Why do you have the "village idiot" quote in your sig? And bolded too. Do you think that this is how the Forum views you? If so, are you proud of this?

I don't think the forum views me that way, but I put it on there as a tounge-in-cheek badge of honor by one of my bigger forum nemeses.  I have sigs turned off, so I haven't really noticed it enough to change it.

[King]

Аverroës Nix is a Bushie nemesis?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Аverroës Nix is a Bushie nemesis?

He used to be, at least (or at least that's how I perceived him).

[Paul Kemp]

I don't think the forum views me that way

They do.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I don't think the forum views me that way

They do.

You don't see it affecting the way I conduct my life do you?  I couldn't care less what a bunch of internet strangers think about me.

[Paul Kemp]

I don't think the forum views me that way

They do.

You don't see it affecting the way I conduct my life do you?  I couldn't care less what a bunch of internet strangers think about me.

Exactly. This is obvious to anyone reading or attempting to give you advice.

...yet the latter portion of the sentence is peculiar, given that you feel the need to keep "updating" them on your mundane life.

[King]

Bushie holds Mama's opinions highest, followed distantly by Papa, then Grandma, then himself.

We're all distant 5ths.

[memphis]

Bushie holds Mama's opinions highest, followed distantly by Papa, then Grandma, then himself.

We're all distant 5ths.

You forgot all his church friend cheerleaders on the facialbook.

[Joe Biden 2020]

On the job ad page of the website for this company, it says immediate positions are available.  While I'm not expecting a job tomorrow, it's not out of the realm of possibility that I could be talking about another start date tomorrow and trying to make the transition from Tulsa to Edmond.

[Joe Biden 2020]

J-Mann,

Have you been able to check out the website?

[Lief 🗽]

So no response from Wal-Mart? 😔

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I wish Wal Mart would work out. I think Bushie would be much happier there.

[Joe Biden 2020]

So no response from Wal-Mart? 😔

Not yet

[Joe Biden 2020]

It is really amazing at how much better I feel tonight than I did last night or even earlier this morning.  I'll still take some more Nyquil tonight and at least one more day of Dayquil tomorrow, but I am feeling so much better.

[Joe Biden 2020]

The interview is at 10:00 am.  This means I want to be there by 9:40 am.  Google Maps say it will take roughly 45 minutes to get there no matter which way I go.  So, I am going to leave here at 8:50 am to give me plenty of time.  My Nyquil will probably wear off between 5:30 and 6:30 am, so when it does I will get up, take some Dayquil, and stay and get ready.  I plan to be up no later than 6:30 am anyway so my Dayquil can have time to take effect so I'm not sneezing and blowing my nose all over my interviewer...

[IceSpear]

I don't think the forum views me that way

They do.

You don't see it affecting the way I conduct my life do you?  I couldn't care less what a bunch of internet strangers think about me.

If you couldn't care less you wouldn't spend countless hours updating us about every last detail of your life.

[Eraserhead]

The interview is at 10:00 am.  This means I want to be there by 9:40 am.  Google Maps say it will take roughly 45 minutes to get there no matter which way I go.  So, I am going to leave here at 8:50 am to give me plenty of time.  My Nyquil will probably wear off between 5:30 and 6:30 am, so when it does I will get up, take some Dayquil, and stay and get ready.  I plan to be up no later than 6:30 am anyway so my Dayquil can have time to take effect so I'm not sneezing and blowing my nose all over my interviewer...

Foreshadowing?

[Joe Biden 2020]

The interview is at 10:00 am.  This means I want to be there by 9:40 am.  Google Maps say it will take roughly 45 minutes to get there no matter which way I go.  So, I am going to leave here at 8:50 am to give me plenty of time.  My Nyquil will probably wear off between 5:30 and 6:30 am, so when it does I will get up, take some Dayquil, and stay and get ready.  I plan to be up no later than 6:30 am anyway so my Dayquil can have time to take effect so I'm not sneezing and blowing my nose all over my interviewer...

Foreshadowing?

Trying to prevent the foreshadowing...