Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update)

[Joe Biden 2020]

Simfan, be quiet.  We've already discussed this last week, there is no need to rehash it again. I'm in no trouble whatsoever.

so you are basically part time now?

No, I will be back to 40 hours next week (September 29-October 3).  I will work 36 hours this week.

[Eraserhead]

Looks like we have a serious mystery angle going on this season. Interesting.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Despite everything going on right now, I am ready to get back to work.  I'm ready to return to a sense of normalcy.  There is a lot to be said for a routine.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

How's the 12 hours of NFL football going today Bushie.  Admittedly, I'll be tuned in for a solid 7, as Seattle/Denver is a real can't miss contest.

[Lief 🗽]

Is it just me or did Bushie delete the post on Facebook? This is all getting very mysterious.

[Eraserhead]

Is it just me or did Bushie delete the post on Facebook? This is all getting very mysterious.

Yeah, I think he mentioned that the mystery family member told him to delete it.

[Lief 🗽]

Is it just me or did Bushie delete the post on Facebook? This is all getting very mysterious.

Yeah, I think he mentioned that the mystery family member told him to delete it.

What a strange story. At first I thought and worried it was a death in the family or a very bad medical diagnosis, but I don't know why he'd be so secretive about something like that. Hopefully it is just something silly like his cousin coming out.

[memphis]

Looks like we have serious mystery angle going on this season. Interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QUq72fla3o

[Joe Biden 2020]

I still can't say anything, as I haven't been given permission, yet, so all the speculation will have to remain that for the time being.  I'm just watching Sunday Night Football tonight and will likely not the sack around 2300.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Is it just me or did Bushie delete the post on Facebook? This is all getting very mysterious.

Yeah, I think he mentioned that the mystery family member told him to delete it.

What a strange story. At first I thought and worried it was a death in the family or a very bad medical diagnosis, but I don't know why he'd be so secretive about something like that. Hopefully it is just something silly like his cousin coming out.

Let's not be so cavalier about something as grave as a gay trying to live openly in Oklahoma. 

[Lief 🗽]

Is it just me or did Bushie delete the post on Facebook? This is all getting very mysterious.

Yeah, I think he mentioned that the mystery family member told him to delete it.

What a strange story. At first I thought and worried it was a death in the family or a very bad medical diagnosis, but I don't know why he'd be so secretive about something like that. Hopefully it is just something silly like his cousin coming out.

Let's not be so cavalier about something as grave as a gay trying to live openly in Oklahoma. 

That's true. In some parts of Oklahoma, you have a higher life expectancy getting diagnosed with cancer than you do "the gay."

[memphis]

Is it just me or did Bushie delete the post on Facebook? This is all getting very mysterious.

Yeah, I think he mentioned that the mystery family member told him to delete it.

What a strange story. At first I thought and worried it was a death in the family or a very bad medical diagnosis, but I don't know why he'd be so secretive about something like that. Hopefully it is just something silly like his cousin coming out.

Let's not be so cavalier about something as grave as a gay trying to live openly in Oklahoma. 

That's true. In some parts of Oklahoma, you have a higher life expectancy getting diagnosed with cancer than you do "the gay."

And nobody blames your cancer for enormous disasters. Being told you're responsible for Hurricane Katrina and 9/11 has to be emotionally devastating.

[Eraserhead]

Bushie seems to love keeping us guessing.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I genuinely hope its nothing serious and none of his family is sick/dying. I have no idea what it could be, but I'm thinking it's his gay cousin. Usually health issued are revealed fairly quickly.

[Mr. Morden]

Could be an unplanned pregnancy.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Could be an unplanned pregnancy.

I'm not sure Oklahoma has planned pregnancies. 

[Mr. Morden]

Could be an unplanned pregnancy.

I'm not sure Oklahoma has planned pregnancies. 

OK, let me rephrase.  Could be a pregnancy of an unmarried.

[Bacon King]

Could be an unplanned pregnancy.

I'm not sure Oklahoma has planned pregnancies. 

OK, let me rephrase.  Could be a pregnancy of an unmarried.

In Oklahoma it only becomes wrong if the mother is still unmarried when the baby comes out (hence the need for shotgun weddings)

[Mr. Morden]

Could be an unplanned pregnancy.

I'm not sure Oklahoma has planned pregnancies. 

OK, let me rephrase.  Could be a pregnancy of an unmarried.

In Oklahoma it only becomes wrong if the mother is still unmarried when the baby comes out (hence the need for shotgun weddings)

Hence the need for secrecy now, while they negotiate such things.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I still can't say anything, as I haven't been given permission, yet,

Are you like 6 years old or something?

[King]

I still can't say anything, as I haven't been given permission, yet,

Are you like 6 years old or something?

In dog years.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

When will Bushie break the news? Did he give us a timetable or is he just going to hold it over our heads for a while longer?

[Mr. Morden]

When will Bushie break the news? Did he give us a timetable or is he just going to hold it over our heads for a while longer?

It's the big mystery for this season, meaning that we'll get some clues in subsequent episodes, but the big reveal won't come until the season finale (presumably a few weeks from now).

[King]

[memphis]

Bushie, have you ever eaten at Buffalo Wild Wings?