Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update)
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« Reply #950 on: October 01, 2014, 11:20:17 AM »

Bushie obviously doesn't want J-Mann to see him in person, because his true appearance would reveal some deep dark secret that isn't obvious when he hides behind internet anonymity.

Perhaps Bushie is actually a woman.  Or a 50 year old chain-smoking dwarf.


Bushie has met Isaac (tmth4u), in fact they have a picture together when they met.........no Bushie is just as described, 30 ish 5'6" and about 300lbs
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« Reply #951 on: October 01, 2014, 11:36:05 AM »

Bushie can just tell Mama an old friend from college lives in KC and wants to see him.
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« Reply #952 on: October 01, 2014, 11:36:57 AM »

I would never allow a Mormon to step foot in my home. You're a braver man than I, Tweed.

Aren't you supposedly supporting one for President now?

Doesn't mean I would let him step foot in my house, though.
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« Reply #953 on: October 01, 2014, 11:38:40 AM »

Bushie can just tell Mama an old friend from college lives in KC and wants to see him.

How dare you suggest Bushie lie to his mother. He wasn't raised to do things like that.
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« Reply #954 on: October 01, 2014, 12:43:26 PM »
« Edited: October 01, 2014, 12:45:00 PM by Christ will return in 7-10 years. »

I can just see Bushie fiddling with that tablet of his for hours while the tribe sits together solemnly in front of the television. That definitely sounds like a better use of his time than a nice lunch and frank discussion with J-Mann.
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« Reply #955 on: October 01, 2014, 01:28:13 PM »

I can just see Bushie fiddling with that tablet of his for hours while the tribe sits together solemnly in front of the television. That definitely sounds like a better use of his time than a nice lunch and frank discussion with J-Mann.

Oh yes! This is exactly what happens at these family gatherings.
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« Reply #956 on: October 01, 2014, 01:31:06 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRQs32j-dZk
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« Reply #957 on: October 01, 2014, 03:32:36 PM »

J-Mann, you should take Bushie to Oklahoma Joe's. Appropriate moniker plus pretty much the best place to eat in the KC Metro.
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« Reply #958 on: October 01, 2014, 04:00:40 PM »

J-Mann, you should take Bushie to Oklahoma Joe's. Appropriate moniker plus pretty much the best place to eat in the KC Metro.

Oklahoma Joe's (or soon-to-be "Joe's Kansas City Barbecue") is the best in KC, and trust me, eating there DID cross my mind. I'll take any excuse to get a Hog-a-maniac platter.

On the other hand, I've spent so much time encouraging Jeff to eat better that I'd have a guilty conscience if we went there, and he and I both would take a beating on here for it!
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« Reply #959 on: October 01, 2014, 04:08:43 PM »

serious queston for bushie:  how many jobs have you been fired from?
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« Reply #960 on: October 01, 2014, 04:29:21 PM »

One thing I do envy about Bushie is that his perception of time is still very childlike where days last forever and 7-10 years is a long ways off.

I wish my life moved that slowly.
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« Reply #961 on: October 01, 2014, 04:42:03 PM »

Bushie obviously doesn't want J-Mann to see him in person, because his true appearance would reveal some deep dark secret that isn't obvious when he hides behind internet anonymity.

Perhaps Bushie is actually a woman.  Or a 50 year old chain-smoking dwarf.


Bushie has met Isaac (tmth4u), in fact they have a picture together when they met.........no Bushie is just as described, 30 ish 5'6" and about 300lbs

tmth4u is probably a sock or someone in on the deception.  There's no proof that any pictures are of the people they're purported to represent.
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« Reply #962 on: October 01, 2014, 04:44:37 PM »

Bushie obviously doesn't want J-Mann to see him in person, because his true appearance would reveal some deep dark secret that isn't obvious when he hides behind internet anonymity.

Perhaps Bushie is actually a woman.  Or a 50 year old chain-smoking dwarf.


Bushie has met Isaac (tmth4u), in fact they have a picture together when they met.........no Bushie is just as described, 30 ish 5'6" and about 300lbs

tmth4u is probably a sock or someone in on the deception.  There's no proof that any pictures are of the people they're purported to represent.


Reminds me of my favorite conspiracy theory: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy
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« Reply #963 on: October 01, 2014, 05:04:44 PM »

One thing I do envy about Bushie is that his perception of time is still very childlike where days last forever and 7-10 years is a long ways off.

I wish my life moved that slowly.

Nice observation.
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« Reply #964 on: October 01, 2014, 06:11:15 PM »

The Facebooks just lit up with news of an AutoCADD interview this Friday.  I'm surprised Our Hero hasn't dropped the happy bomb here yet. 
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« Reply #965 on: October 01, 2014, 06:27:04 PM »

The Facebooks just lit up with news of an AutoCADD interview this Friday.  I'm surprised Our Hero hasn't dropped the happy bomb here yet. 

It's hard for me to get very excited about that.

Yay, another job he might hold on to for a month or so (if they actually hire him)!
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« Reply #966 on: October 01, 2014, 06:36:19 PM »

Yes, indeed, it was late breaking news today after 1600 that was from a gentleman from the company, that I sent my resume to Sunday evening, invited me for an interview either Thursday or Friday.  He asked me to choose the best time.  Since I have a cold, I asked him if we could do it Friday at 1000.  He accepted.  So, that's a very positive development.  I would have put it on here earlier, but I was about to sit down to eat.  I had enough time to put it on Facebook, but not enough time to put it on here, even though I wanted to.  This company is in Edmond, Oklahoma.  So, if I get this, I would have to sublease the apartment in Tulsa and move in with my grandmother until my Tulsa lease expires.

Eraser, I understand why you're not very excited, but I am...
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« Reply #967 on: October 01, 2014, 06:38:44 PM »

Bushie reminds me of my mother so much.
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« Reply #968 on: October 01, 2014, 06:45:28 PM »

Glory to god. A Christmas miracle!

I like how god has reintroduced herself into Update.
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« Reply #969 on: October 01, 2014, 06:47:27 PM »

What was for the celebration dinner?
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« Reply #970 on: October 01, 2014, 06:48:59 PM »

What was for the celebration dinner?

Beef and Noodle Casserole
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« Reply #971 on: October 01, 2014, 07:10:09 PM »

I am ready to watch the NL Wild Card Game between the San Francisco Giants and the Pittsburgh Pirates.  My favorite team is in the NL Central, the St Louis Cardinals, and I do not like the SF Giants, I have to join sides with Grumps and WalterMitty and say "Go Bucs!!"
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« Reply #972 on: October 01, 2014, 07:13:13 PM »

I agree with Eraserhead. Bushie needs to drop these pie in the sky dreams of becoming a CADman and focus 100% on Wal-Mart assistant managery.
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« Reply #973 on: October 01, 2014, 07:22:47 PM »

One good thing about being sick is that it may help me shed a couple of pounds.  This evening, I only had one plate of the casserole, corn, and baked beans and only had a small piece of cake and one scoop of ice cream for dessert.  I just have very little appetite.
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« Reply #974 on: October 01, 2014, 07:24:30 PM »

Only one serving of dinner + dessert = very little appetite?
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