Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update)

[Sopranos Republican]

Morden, I've watched probably 12-15 hours since Thursday.  With this situation, football has been my release mechanism.

Besides my alma mater, the last football game I've attended was a University of Oklahoma game back in the late 80's/early 90's when Cale Gundy was at QB.  I have never attended an NFL game.  I've attended two Oklahoma City Thunder NBA games and one New York Mets MLB game, and a couple of minor league baseball games.

LMAO!  Have you really?

Can someone photoshop Bushie into this picture next to me?  

[Sopranos Republican]

Matt, why are you making it seem like the term "loving on" kids is kin to what a pedophile does?  It is not a creepy term and is a normal term used by many, many people.  No one should ever take it as a creepy term, because it's never meant in that way.

That was memphis, Bushie, not me.

[Sopranos Republican]

But yes Jeff, "loving on kids" sounds horrifyingly creepy to anyone outside of your bubble. And I'm not saying this to be an ass, just trying to warn you how people in the real world might react.

[Sopranos Republican]

I wouldn't dare google "loving on kids" lest I fall into some sort of secret Attorney General watchlist.

I was thinking the same thing.

Yes same thing here. Some followers of this show have balls of brass.

[Sopranos Republican]

Who is more thickheaded: Bushie, or the people that have written literally hundreds of posts (some of which are very verbose) giving him advice they already know he'll never take?

Both are certainly less thickheaded and useless than the hillbots on the 2016 board.

[Sopranos Republican]

More importantly, Papa apparently disinvited him from Kansas City during the long car ride to Tulsa.

In fact, the Papa directed decision to take Bushie to Tulsa and have him check his mail is quite interesting. It's clear they are fed up and frustrated with him. Without knowledge of the Update, it gives Papa a good alibi and Mama time alone to prepare. It also makes Bushie's whereabouts prior to being home alone house sitting this weekend questionable as it now looks like he's been in Tulsa this whole time.

I'm getting a sneaking suspicion our Dear Friend is about to be murdered by his parents. RIP Bushie.

Cool story, bro!

Are the writers foreshadowing that bushie is going street, and thus will support himself selling meth? Seems like the perfect way to make money in Oklahoma!

[Sopranos Republican]

Bushie takes PCP?

That may explain the mood swings, no?

[Sopranos Republican]

Bushie why aren't you applying for retail positions?

Lief, that would require standing all day. Not sure Our Dear Friend would survive through that.

[Sopranos Republican]

I'm loving this trip liveblog.

"15 Miles From Lunch" is a new fave.

Yes! Eraserhead, this would be a great title for next season.

Endorsed

xgrumps

X J-Mann

Yes plz x MattVT

or for another title that'd be grand:

The eagles have landed!!