Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry (The REAL, AUTHENTIC Update)

[Eraserhead]

Sorry, Jeff. We're not going back to you locking the thread every twenty pages.

Update XVII: I Ate The Strawberry

homage to proto-bushie

[Eraserhead]

There's been a schism of the Update.

Will Eraserhead maintain control, or will Bushie's Avignon Papacy stubbornly persist?

Vote with your posts people. Just realize that as soon as things get intense/really interesting BushOklahoma will shut down his thread for a week.

My thread will be open for business 24/7.

[Eraserhead]

Looks like I definitely picked the right title for this season.

Nice work, Bacon King.

[Eraserhead]

I hope you're double-checking all of these projects you're flying through for errors.

[Eraserhead]

I double check and even triple check all my work.

Good.

[Eraserhead]

Cutting your hours? Uh oh.

[Eraserhead]

Alison?

Maybe half an Allison.

[Eraserhead]

The diet thing is a total lost cause. I'm just hoping he can keep his job at this point.

[Eraserhead]

I hope everybody is okay. That status on facebook is really worrisome.

[Eraserhead]

Jeff, is JJ alright? Serious question.

[Eraserhead]

It sounds more serious than JJ. Hopefully everything ends up alright.

it does sound ominous.

but im guessing it is something like his grandmother's second cousin's husband's godson came down with appendicitis.

Or something is up with Grandma Bushie herself, isn't she almost 90?

Anyway, sending positive vibes out to the Bush family-clan.

[Eraserhead]

Is it Mama or Papa Bushie?

[Eraserhead]

I'm guessing someone's going to prison, getting divorced, is having an out-of-wedlock kid, or something along those lines. He wouldn't be so secretive if it were just a medical thing.

You may have a point there.

[Eraserhead]

Guys, I asked that the discussion be dropped.  So, drop it, please.

You opened the door...

Yep, he attention whored the hell out of the issue on here and on Facebook and now he expects everyone to pretend that none of that ever happened.

That's our Bushie!

[Eraserhead]

Looks like we have a serious mystery angle going on this season. Interesting.

[Eraserhead]

Is it just me or did Bushie delete the post on Facebook? This is all getting very mysterious.

Yeah, I think he mentioned that the mystery family member told him to delete it.

[Eraserhead]

Bushie seems to love keeping us guessing.

[Eraserhead]

Bushie, are you any closer to revealing this season's big mystery?

[Eraserhead]

Hopefully this week.

BREAKING NEWS

[Eraserhead]

Inks, Bushie does love internet gossip. That's why he dropped this bombshell without fully explaining what it was. He's creating a buzz and insuring page views for Update. The man loves the attention we're giving him.

Also, you should give him a break when it comes to his parents helping him out. He has a job now. He's at least trying to get back on track. What else do you want from him?

[Eraserhead]

Sounds like Bushie is full-fledged member of the He-man Woman Haters Club!

Did you enjoy Our Gang/The Little Rascals, Bushie?

[Eraserhead]

did a google search for "loving on kids" this was a top result:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=69870423

Interests
Jesus    Worship
Missions
Loving on kids   
Cooking

Sounds like a match. Need to get Bushie to move to Alberta

Too bad she's only into fellow Canadians.

[Eraserhead]

Very sorry to hear that, Jeff. Best wishes to you and your family.

[Eraserhead]

Your boss offered to give you the entire week off to mourn your uncle? I must say that I find that kind of surprising myself but whatever.

[Eraserhead]

How is Papa Bushie holding up? It seems like that poor man can't catch a break.