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« on: September 14, 2014, 12:30:06 AM »
thank you for this eraseheard. I trust you to run season XVII honorably and wisely and hope that the moderators close any copycat threads than try to usurup your divine authority.
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2014, 11:17:35 PM »
King is quickly becoming one of my favorite Update characters.
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2014, 11:21:32 PM »
Speaking of beloved Update supporting characters, did you get a chance to hang out with JJ aka Blondie the Dog when you were back home?
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2014, 05:46:22 PM »
If Bushie were serious about losing weight and didn't want to offend his grandmother (??), he would have eaten her meal and then exercised later that day or the next morning to burn off some of the calories. But he's not, so he didn't.
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2014, 05:59:26 PM »
Quote from: memphis on September 16, 2014, 05:55:40 PM
Bushie mostly makes good decisions?

Yup. For instance, by not using his stove or oven a single time since he moved in months ago, he's wisely saved literally tens of dollars in electricity/gas bills!
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2014, 09:16:08 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on September 16, 2014, 09:02:28 PM
Ok, so who is changing their username to "Spinach and 3 or 4  glasses of tea?"

Let me see if I can find a stock image of a bowl of spinach and glasses of tea besides it.
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2014, 03:05:48 PM »
Seriously, ramen is really, really awful for you. It's like eating a serving of french fries for lunch. Very high in fat and sodium.
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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2014, 04:14:58 PM »
« Edited: September 17, 2014, 04:20:46 PM by Lettuce and cheese salad--hold the dressing! »
King, he said he's literally never used his stove or oven in his apartment. He must be blowing at least $10 a day on dinner, at least, plus $30 or so a day on Saturdays and Sundays.
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 04:21:50 PM »
Yeah, the price of going out constantly instead of cooking for yourself adds up very quickly. Especially if you order things like steak and oreo ice cream sundaes.
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2014, 03:04:17 PM »
RIP DIET.

Now that we're done with yet another diet storyline, it's time that Bushie find himself a new romantic interest. Alternatively, I would also accept a Halloween storyline (though I'm not sure if that holiday is legal in Oklahoma?).
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2014, 03:08:13 PM »
It's really too bad that Jeffison didn't last, I would have loved to find out what costumes they wore together for Halloween. Sad

I wonder if there are any single hotties at CAD job?
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2014, 08:36:04 PM »
I hope everything turns out well Bushie, you and your family will be in my thoughts.
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2014, 06:13:01 PM »
Is it just me or did Bushie delete the post on Facebook? This is all getting very mysterious.
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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2014, 07:00:43 PM »
Quote from: When the leaves burn, summer ends. on September 21, 2014, 06:51:19 PM
Quote from: Lettuce and cheese salad--hold the dressing! on September 21, 2014, 06:13:01 PM
Is it just me or did Bushie delete the post on Facebook? This is all getting very mysterious.

Yeah, I think he mentioned that the mystery family member told him to delete it.

What a strange story. At first I thought and worried it was a death in the family or a very bad medical diagnosis, but I don't know why he'd be so secretive about something like that. Hopefully it is just something silly like his cousin coming out.
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2014, 08:33:09 PM »
Quote from: HockeyDude on September 21, 2014, 07:48:24 PM
Quote from: Lettuce and cheese salad--hold the dressing! on September 21, 2014, 07:00:43 PM
Quote from: When the leaves burn, summer ends. on September 21, 2014, 06:51:19 PM
Quote from: Lettuce and cheese salad--hold the dressing! on September 21, 2014, 06:13:01 PM
Is it just me or did Bushie delete the post on Facebook? This is all getting very mysterious.

Yeah, I think he mentioned that the mystery family member told him to delete it.

What a strange story. At first I thought and worried it was a death in the family or a very bad medical diagnosis, but I don't know why he'd be so secretive about something like that. Hopefully it is just something silly like his cousin coming out.

Let's not be so cavalier about something as grave as a gay trying to live openly in Oklahoma. 

That's true. In some parts of Oklahoma, you have a higher life expectancy getting diagnosed with cancer than you do "the gay."
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« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2014, 05:24:38 PM »
Fuddruckers is terrific! They have a great fixins bar.
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« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2014, 09:09:01 PM »
jesus christ is there football on TV every single day?!
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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2014, 09:48:13 PM »
Quote from: Christmas Bushie 2014 on September 22, 2014, 09:44:43 PM
It was July 15, 2007 at the old Shea Stadium.  The game was against the Cincinnati Reds.  I was working at a computer camp at Rosemont College near Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania.

flashback episode PLEASE
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« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2014, 10:26:03 PM »
Dang that's a good looking burger. What is that, pulled pork?
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« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2014, 10:35:41 PM »
dang, that sounds good
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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2014, 01:57:02 AM »
I learn so much about Christianity from Update.
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« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2014, 08:43:56 PM »
I'm sorry for your loss Bushie. Cancer sucks. Sad
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« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2014, 02:08:47 PM »
On the contrary, I think Bushie would make a fantastic slumlord.
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« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2014, 05:14:02 PM »
RIP CAD JOB Sad

Luckily it sounds like Bushie has a strong lead with his family's company, and this time he'll have some CAD experience at least.
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« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2014, 09:43:32 PM »
I do wonder how Bushie replied to his boss's text, if at all.
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