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« on: September 14, 2014, 02:41:29 AM »

There's been a schism of the Update.

Will Eraserhead maintain control, or will Bushie's Avignon Papacy stubbornly persist?

This particular allegory doesn't work in your favour. Clearly Eraserhaed is the Avignon Pope and Bushie the original Roman Pope.
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2014, 11:07:19 AM »

I was just kidding guys!  I'll update in this thread.

Anyway, I am awake for church this morning and can't wait to worship my God this morning.  I am also looking forward to Week 7 of work beginning in under 23 hours!

Cmon Jeff, stay firm! You run your life and you run the show.
You have the keys of Sct. Peter and the see of Rome - the others are just a bunch of psycophants sucking up to the King of France. Death to the Update usurpers!
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2014, 07:49:34 PM »
« Edited: September 17, 2014, 07:53:32 PM by politicus »

How about?



Theyve got a database with producers of different foods:

http://okfarmandfood.org/local-food-database/?action=search&dosrch=1&q
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2014, 08:01:56 PM »

Alison?

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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2014, 08:46:35 AM »

Ok, so who is changing their username to "Spinach and 3 or 4  glasses of tea?"

Let me see if I can find a stock image of a bowl of spinach and glasses of tea besides it.

How about spinach tea?

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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2014, 07:39:23 PM »

Sorry for your loss, Jeff. Best wishes to you and your family.
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2014, 01:21:15 PM »

Update survivor: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=199268.msg4312024#new
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2014, 07:15:29 AM »

Good Tuesday Morning!  I slept quite well for about 7 1/2 hours.  I woke up about 45 minutes before my alarm and couldn't go back to sleep, so I got up.  I've still got a minor cough, but my main ailment is a sore throat.  I've got the meeting with my boss this morning at 0830.  I'm expecting to be out of there by 0900, but I'll also be prepared to stay the entire day.  I'll just be ready either way.  I'm mentally prepared for either decision.

Best of luck Jeff.
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2014, 08:13:37 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2014, 11:06:21 AM »

Less than half of applications for SSDI are approved.

It would still be worth a shot with Jeff's health condition (as far as we know it).
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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2014, 11:26:09 PM »

Is Oklahoma one of those states where as long as you can pass the bar exam you don't need to go to law school to become an attorney? If so I wouldn't be surprised if soon Bushie talks about becoming a lawyer and how all he has to do is apply himself, blah blah and then spend $500 on some special training class and $300 to take the actual exam. Oh and probably think watching a Law & Order marathon would help.

California, Vermont, Virginia, Washington and Wyoming. Wyoming and (non-NOVA) Virginia are the only ones I could imagine Bushie living in.
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