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Tetro Kornbluth
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« on: September 16, 2014, 04:59:26 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2014, 05:04:14 PM »
A bunch of tools..........


And some spades.
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2014, 05:17:41 PM »
Kerry:The last time I did manual labor was 52 years ago when I changed a tire, but I think these things are called Big Spoons.  No Biden, not like that, like this...and you just whack at the ground.

Biden:you idiot!  it's sh**t like this that kept you from beating W.  Look man, I like nothing more than drinking a tom collins on the back porch watching the Mexica....errrr, the landscapers do their thing and they ALL hold it like this.
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2014, 05:34:54 PM »
The ruling class digs its own grave.
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2014, 06:17:20 PM »
Quote from: dead0man on September 16, 2014, 05:17:41 PM
Kerry:The last time I did manual labor was 52 years ago when I changed a tire, but I think these things are called Big Spoons.  No Biden, not like that, like this...and you just whack at the ground.

Biden:you idiot!  it's sh**t like this that kept you from beating W.  Look man, I like nothing more than drinking a tom collins on the back porch watching the Mexica....errrr, the landscapers do their thing and they ALL hold it like this.

... that's Baker, not Biden.

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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2014, 06:21:18 PM »
Damn....it kind of looks like Biden doesn't it?  I was going to do thought bubbles for Kissinger and Powell (I got those right?), but couldn't figure out the best (read:lazy) way to do it.
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2014, 06:52:08 PM »
Kerry, to Baker and Powell:"I wonder if he suspects anything?"

Kissinger, to himself: "I wonder if they suspect anything?"
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2014, 08:13:10 PM »
Kissinger: I'm the elder statesman, and I'm down here like a potted plant.
Kerry: I can't believe we have to share this moment with two war criminals.
Biden: How's that for a shovel-ready project?
Powell: I'm just happy to be bipartisan and to do this with the rest of you.
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2014, 08:47:43 PM »
Kerry: "Hey guys, this is dumb. Why are we digging? Let's ditch the weirdo over there and go to a strip club instead."
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2014, 09:04:23 PM »

I swear you type this BS just to irritate me now...
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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2014, 09:11:03 PM »
"Don't worry, Joe.  Henry has it all worked out.  They'll never find her down there.  Hell, they don't even notice she's missing right now."
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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 08:33:46 AM »
Quote from: anvi on September 16, 2014, 09:11:03 PM
"Don't worry, Joe.  Henry has it all worked out.  They'll never find her down there.  Hell, they don't even notice she's missing right now."

Joe?
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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2014, 08:37:47 AM »
Anyway, what about this one?
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 08:52:43 AM »
Joe:SEE!  I told you fu@kers I'd graduate from High School!  Fcuk you mom and dad!  I'm going into politics!  Smell you later.
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« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 09:43:55 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on September 17, 2014, 08:33:46 AM
Quote from: anvi on September 16, 2014, 09:11:03 PM
"Don't worry, Joe.  Henry has it all worked out.  They'll never find her down there.  Hell, they don't even notice she's missing right now."

Joe?


Sorry, Jim...
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« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2014, 10:24:17 AM »
Quote from: anvi on September 17, 2014, 09:43:55 AM
Quote from: Mr. Morden on September 17, 2014, 08:33:46 AM
Quote from: anvi on September 16, 2014, 09:11:03 PM
"Don't worry, Joe.  Henry has it all worked out.  They'll never find her down there.  Hell, they don't even notice she's missing right now."

Joe?


Sorry, Jim...

…I'm a doctor, not a spellchecker.
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« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2014, 10:37:11 AM »
where at  to dig the hole
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« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2014, 10:42:03 AM »

Enjoying their last few moments of levity before the guillotine.
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« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2014, 11:03:46 AM »

Joe Biden and John Kerry think they can dig up Jimmy Hoffa.
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« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2014, 11:36:14 AM »
Quote from: Averroės Nix on September 17, 2014, 08:04:47 AM
Quote from: Senator Polnut on September 16, 2014, 09:04:23 PM

I swear you type this BS just to irritate me now...

It's so unoriginal and so predictable from him that I actually found it really funny.

There was indeed a dose of self-deprecation in there.
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« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2014, 12:04:13 PM »
Kissinger is clearly thinking that the other three are a bunch of digger's apprentices, while Powell asks kindly to the elder statesman: "Can I help you?". The questioned doesn't speak, but is thinking to himself: "Fick you" or "get stuff, idiot". Kerry and Jim are having a chat on their wives or mansion gardens; they are just figureheads.
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« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2014, 12:05:26 PM »
"How deep of a grave will we need so that Henry fits?"
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« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2014, 04:46:40 PM »

Biden isn't in that picture.  We've been over this about 3 times in this thread.  Tongue
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« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2014, 06:30:55 PM »
Biden: This is a big f[inks]ing hole.
Everyone: lolbiden
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« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2014, 07:01:16 AM »

Biden:  "Congratulations, Hillary!  Here is your certificate of graduation from my school of the Politician's Laugh!"
Chelsea:  "Wow, this is gonna be easy!"
Bill:  "Joe, you bastard.  That's dirty pool, dragging my wife down to your level in the polls."
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