SOIA Directive #002 of March 26, 2014
Sec. 1. Redevelopment of pandemic and biological hazard response plans
By the authority vested in me as Secretary of Internal Affairs, I hereby issue a directive requiring the Department of Health and Human Services to, (1) Evaluate and identify the vulnerabilities in current Pandemic and biological hazard response plans, (2) To submit a redraft to the Department of Internal Affairs providing a plan to mitigate the spread, and effects of both pandemics and biological threats, (3) provide a systematic framework for the coordination between federal, state, and municipal governments, and to (4) develop a framework in order to effectively educate and train emergency response personnel to respond to the aforementioned public hazards.
Sec. 2. Miscellenous Provision
(1) Redrafts submitted to the Department of Internal Affairs by HHS should not address plans for the impending alien invasion, nor their chinese benefactors.
SOIA Directive #003 of March 26, 2014
Sec. 1. Investigative action
By the authority vested in me as Secretary of Internal Affairs, I hereby issue a directive requiring the Department of Public Works to, (1) Review the process for the collection and evaluation of incoming consumer complaints, and to (2) conduct an investigation and submit a report reviewing actions taken by the NHTSA in regards to, (a) defective ignition switches, and (b) other equipment failure, as an ongoing problem in specific makes of General Motors vehicles.