OFFICE OF PROVISIONAL CHAIRMAN OF THE REVOLUTIONARY JUNTA

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Atlasia, clearly, is in chaos. The major parties have respectively nominated a fascist sympathizer with a godawful slogan to boot and the guy who TNF likes to tar as a fascist but is really just a milquetoast neoliberal. It is clear that severe reordering is needed to save the game and the country, and as Attorney General, top law enforcement official in Atlasia, I believe I am the best candidate to restore order and transfer power to the Atlasian proletariat. Therefore I am provisionally ordering Congress dissolved, though for the moment all Cabinet officials shall remain at their posts. Saving this country from chaos and dismemberment by the capitalist class will be a hard job, but I shall handle it well boom phrasing

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

The Flag of the People's Republic of Atlasia is hereby modified.



x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I shall also provisionally hold the position of SoEA. Mr. Hifly is to be sent to a reeducation camp near Sitka.

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Under the illegitimate rules of the incompetent class enemy DemPGH, Tyrion is set to be the next "president". Mr. Tyrion will either reject this bourgeois title or join Hifly in Alaska.

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Class enemy "Wormyguy" is beyond re-education. The public guillotining ceremony will occur tomorrow at noon.

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

[rpryor03]

I have defeated Snowstalker in a battle of posting before the other. As such, I declare all former posts in this thread to be NULL AND VOID. I also declare that everything go back to normal, and Tyrion shall accept the title of President.

x Rpryor03, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia, Defeater of Snowstalker

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

The class traitor is attempting to deceive the good People of Atlasia. He will be sent to Sitka immediately.

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

[rpryor03]

You're the class traitor! To Alaska with you!

x Rpryor03, PERMANENT Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Informal announcement: the class traitor rpryor can be safely ignored.

[rpryor03]

CAPITALISM!

[Marokai Backbeat]

This is why getting rid of a neutral arbiter is a terrible idea. These boards would be nothing but threads like this.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

The October Elections are hereby postponed indefinitely until the Junta is able to establish order across the Atlasian republic. In addition, the reactionary Marokai is to be guillotined along with Wormyguy, as the Sitka re-education camp is already past carrying capacity.

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

[Incipimus iterum]

This little coup by Snowstalker will crumble

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

rpryor is to be removed from the Sitka Re-Education Camp and instead join wormyguy, Marokai, and IBDD in acquainting their heads with the pavement. This is to allow the oppressive sense of isolation to truly sink into Class Traitor Hifly.

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

[Simfan34]

Stop it.

[SWE]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7D-6zbSf_J4

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

The reactionary plutocrat Simfan shall also join his fellow class enemies in the opening National Razor Ceremony.

I hereby order the National Guard to seize the financial district of New York and our covert forces to seize the stolen wealth that the Atlasian owning class sits upon. These funds shall be redistributed in a fashion determined by the Revolutionary Junta.

Finally, Comrades SWE and TNF are hereby appointed to the Provisional Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia.

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

[Cassius]

I would like to take this opportunity to call upon the yeoman of the Mideast to join me in hunting down Marxists and revolutionaries. Those with flat-caps, straggly beards or Lenin t-shirts may be shot on sight, whilst others found to be spouting Marxist propaganda may be utilised for sport; hunted through the forests by good men of the country on horseback.

[SWE]

Noted fascist Cassius shall be meeting his fellow reactionary class enemies rpryor, simfan, wormyguy, Marokai, and IBDD at the guillotine tomorrow at noon.

x SomebodyWhoExists, Vice-Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

[Cassius]

I would also like to urge all able-bodied, loyal citizens of Atlasia to congregate in the Mideast, to form a great White army that shall march upon Nyman and restore the forces of order and stability. Special mention is to be given to noted Marxist dogs Snowstalker and SWE, both of whom are henceforth declared outlaws and enemies of the state, fit only for public beheading.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I am not an outlaw. I am the law.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

The raving reactionary madman "Mr. X" is to be detained immediately and executed along with the previously mentioned reactionary elements.

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

[Adam Griffin]

The ostentatious class traitor known as "Chairman Snowstalker" has been apprehended by the Working People's Forces for engaging in blatant pomp and circumstance, attempts to be like Frank Underwood, and excessive accumulation of bourgeoisie titles that have resulted in permanent distortion of every page he has posted on. As such, he will be held until more permanent resolutions can be arranged (and until the titles are forcibly removed from his person).

The terrible class antagonist known as "Varavour" has also been apprehended by the Working People's Forces outside of curfew by forces larger than six people, due to his ridiculous regalia, fascist fashion and otherwise delusional dress of the day. Fear not for him, as execution shall be swift and painless for this poorly-dressed clown.

The specter known as "Mr X" has been seen spooking and ghouling across the countryside, but pay no attention to its threats, as it should be remembered that his life was ended by Godzilla long ago. We will, however, confiscate some ectoplasm and begin a rapid-fire interrogation of it, just to be sure.

It shall be so,
x Lowly Griff, Eternal Chairman of It All

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

The Atlasian proletariat, I can be sure, rejects the ravings of known corrupt schemer Adam Griffin. He is to be apprehended and executed by the Revolutionary Junta in tomorrow's great guillotine ceremony.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

The Most Serene Squirrel has joined the People's War against Atlasian reactionary elements. May the People's Republic prosper for eternity!



In addition, the apartheid Oklahoma "volkstaat" wil soon be liberated by the Revolutionary Armed Forces under my personal command. Hashemite is a reactionary enemy of the state who will soon enough face trial and acquaintance with the National Razor.

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia