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[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Wait, is Snowy on the side of the Northeastern Revolution?

[SWE]

Wait, is Snowy on the side of the Northeastern Revolution?

No

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Wait, is Snowy on the side of the Northeastern Revolution?

No

Hm. Has his movement taken over New York City independently, then?

[SWE]

Wait, is Snowy on the side of the Northeastern Revolution?

No

Hm. Has his movement taken over New York City independently, then?

To my understanding, his movement is fighting with Deus's for control of NYC

[Simfan34]

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Someone should chop off your testicles, your fetish with the gold standard is a perversion.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Wait, is Snowy on the side of the Northeastern Revolution?

No

Hm. Has his movement taken over New York City independently, then?

To my understanding, his movement is fighting with Deus's for control of NYC

This is correct. My NYC forces are currently headquartered at the New York Federal Reserve building, which has been occupied and will soon be used to issue real Northeastern currency backed by hard commodities.

Huh. My Pittsburgh forces are currently headquartered at the Westin Convention Center, into which they have dragged a printer to print out equally real Northeastern currency backed by nothing at all. We may have some differences to work out here.

[Deus Naturae]

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Someone should chop off your testicles, your fetish with the gold standard is a perversion.

Not a chance. Once my hard currency penetrates the Region, Gresham's law will take effect and the Northeast will experience an orgasm of prosperity.

[Dr. Cynic]

Wait, is Snowy on the side of the Northeastern Revolution?

No

Hm. Has his movement taken over New York City independently, then?

To my understanding, his movement is fighting with Deus's for control of NYC

This is correct. My NYC forces are currently headquartered at the New York Federal Reserve building, which has been occupied and will soon be used to issue real Northeastern currency backed by hard commodities.

Huh. My Pittsburgh forces are currently headquartered at the Westin Convention Center, into which they have dragged a printer to print out equally real Northeastern currency backed by nothing at all. We may have some differences to work out here.

You have no Pittsburgh forces. It's my city, we remain loyal. I'll just have to have the city closed down to you. I'm it's most prominent Atlasian, I can do that

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

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Someone should chop off your testicles, your fetish with the gold standard is a perversion.

Not a chance. Once my hard currency penetrates the Region, Gresham's law will take effect and the Northeast will experience an orgasm of prosperity.

Well, this is certainly quite a lot of difference here. We may have a Jefferson-Hamiltonian situation on our hands.

[sentinel]

DUEL

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

DUEL

Are you challenging Alfred to a duel and if so, then in what manner?

[Thomas D]

Ok.

So how is the Midwest fairing in all of this?

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

DUEL

Are you challenging Alfred to a duel and if so, then in what manner?

No, he's saying Deus and I should duel. Seeing as I'm the Burr analogue in this scenario, I think we all know how this will play out.

[SWE]

Ok.

So how is the Midwest fairing in all of this?

The Pacific is occupying half of the MW.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Due to the proper Government of the National Salvation and Reconstruction being established, this whole update lost its purpouse,

[Deus Naturae]

DUEL

Are you challenging Alfred to a duel and if so, then in what manner?

No, he's saying Deus and I should duel. Seeing as I'm the Burr analogue in this scenario, I think we all know how this will play out.

How can I be Hamilton? That doesn't fit.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

DUEL

Are you challenging Alfred to a duel and if so, then in what manner?

No, he's saying Deus and I should duel. Seeing as I'm the Burr analogue in this scenario, I think we all know how this will play out.

How can I be Hamilton? That doesn't fit.

Would you rather it be a Lincoln-Shields-type scenario?

[Thomas D]

Ok.

So how is the Midwest fairing in all of this?

The Pacific is occupying half of the MW.

Well that's not good.  *Grabs gun*

[ilikeverin]

Ok.

So how is the Midwest fairing in all of this?

The Pacific is occupying half of the MW.

Wait, what?  When did that happen?

[sentinel]

DUEL

Are you challenging Alfred to a duel and if so, then in what manner?

No, he's saying Deus and I should duel. Seeing as I'm the Burr analogue in this scenario, I think we all know how this will play out.

How can I be Hamilton? That doesn't fit.

Would you rather it be a Lincoln-Shields-type scenario?

Alfred is correct

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

So I didn't miss anything important whilst I was sick and didn't have internet access.

"You can probably go ahead and skip this episode, probably just filler" - YGOTAS ep 42 intro.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Hey more stuff happened.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

So Tyrion is on mod review now? What happens if he's banned for having sock accounts? Who's president then?

[Enderman]

So Tyrion is on mod review now? What happens if he's banned for having sock accounts? Who's president then?

IIRC Cranberry. Limune stated he doesnt want the Presidency unless he is elected. If Tyrion is banned, would he be the shortest serving Atlasian President? Or was there a shorter termed one?

[Lumine]

So Tyrion is on mod review now? What happens if he's banned for having sock accounts? Who's president then?

Well, the line of succession is VP, SoEA, AG, SoIA and PPT, so the current situation has Cranberry in first place and me second. Bacon King could be confirmated by the end of the week (considering the remaining questioning and voting time) and then he would be first in line. Since Tyrion stated that he plans to appoint the VP and SoEA (among others) by Wednesday, the best case scenario has the entire line of succession in place and taking office by mid/end of next week.