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« on: October 03, 2014, 11:02:39 PM »



Red Palace, New York, People's Republic of Atlasia

Comrades! The old order has collapsed in upon itself, despite attempts to revive it by counterrevolutionary bandits. Before organizing our socialist democracy we must first smash these counterrevolutionaries swiftly and decisively. As my first act as Provisional Chairman, I hereby codify the replacement of all branches of the old Atlasian military with the Revolutionary Armed Forces of the People's Republic of Atlasia, under the direct command of yours truly. Long live the revolution.

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2014, 11:06:13 PM »

I don't suppose we can ask someone to delete this, can we?

It clearly serves no purpose and as President Pro Tempore I really don't like the idea of wasting space on the board for something like this.
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2014, 11:11:37 PM »

The Atlasian working class rejects the silly ramblings of class enemy Lumine. He will be added to the death list, which for the convenience of both the workers and the reactionary class enemies will be reposted:

Simfan
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2014, 11:24:13 PM »

I have to take a massive dump... I think I'll use this statement as toilet paper.
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2014, 11:56:25 PM »

Assuming you do not capitulate, I have been saving posts and other statements from you to be possibly used in a court of law. Atlasia will do well to make an example out of you.
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2014, 12:41:11 AM »

Somewhere in the Midwest: I believe I know what I did to get put on the list, but just to be sure, what exactly that I said/did put me on the list?
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2014, 05:15:26 AM »

Once I am legally certfied Secretary of Interal Affairs, my first directive shall be to arrest you and file lawsuit against you. I guess the Pacific has Matrial Law; so the death penalty should not be forbidden there?
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2014, 12:50:31 PM »

The RJPRA forces which have long since liberated New York are determined to both protect the Provisional Chairman and crush the counterrevolutionary resistance.
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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2014, 03:43:35 PM »
« Edited: October 05, 2014, 09:25:32 PM by Chairman/A.G./SoEA Snowstalker »

rpryor, IBDD, and wormyguy's heads have been acquainted with the pavement.

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia
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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2014, 09:26:50 PM »

Uh, no. Nice try, though.
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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2014, 01:39:39 PM »

The Free Northeastern Republic kindly requests that the RJPRA cede control of New York to our kind, gentle hands. We are willing to trade Delaware in exchange (I am certain you shall find a great many counterrevolutionaries in that particular area), as well as perhaps other things to be determined at a later date.
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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2014, 02:29:24 PM »

At this point only the five boroughs and half of Long Island (slowly pushing east on that front) are liberated. Dozens of class enemies have been executed and their stolen assets redistributed. We are building a people's New York!
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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2014, 02:38:26 PM »

At this point only the five boroughs and half of Long Island (slowly pushing east on that front) are liberated. Dozens of class enemies have been executed and their stolen assets redistributed. We are building a people's New York!

Yes, but on behalf of the FNR I would like it back. Would you like Delaware? You could execute the entire government if you so desired.
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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2014, 03:22:41 PM »

No.
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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2014, 05:55:12 PM »


Is there nothing that will convince you to give us New York?
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« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2014, 10:27:10 PM »
« Edited: October 07, 2014, 03:42:45 PM by Chairman/A.G./SoEA Snowstalker »

This "president" has ascended to the top of the bourgeois state by deceiving the Atlasian workers of his secret identity! Thankfully, he is not opposed in his endeavor to terrorize the proletariat. The Revolutionary Armed Forces of Atlasia, led by the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia, have secured New York and are returning the stolen capital and property to the workers of New York. No longer is Gotham the global capital of parasitism--it is a red city and a free city, and soon all of Atlasia will see the same freedom.



Enclosed in red are liberated PRA territories. We are continuing to push forward through urban warfare in northeastern New Jersey and Westchester County, New York, have dug in on the Long Island front, and are raining artillery fire to terrorize the denizens of The Hamptons. But our most important asset is this:



An active W78 thermonuclear warhead attached to a Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missile, guarded by the Voroshilov Legion, the handpicked elite of the Revolutionary Armed Forces. If a single one of Tyrion's Cranberry's men sets foot within the borders of one of the five boroughs of New York City, it will be launched and detonated directly over Nyman. Drastic measures must be taken to smash the tyrannical bourgeois dictatorship which surrounds Free New York. Choose your next move carefully, Mr. President.

x Snowstalker, Provisional Chairman of the Revolutionary Junta of the People's Republic of Atlasia

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« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2014, 11:07:27 PM »

How about you go suck on a monkey's dick, you Mugabe Wannabe?
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« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2014, 03:43:04 PM »

Threat updated in light of recent events.
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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2014, 05:59:16 PM »

So this is illegal or something? Wink

lol dual reference, points to who gets both first.
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« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2014, 12:19:09 AM »

I am devoted to liberation of the Atlasian working class, but I concede now that the Republic may not yet be ready for full socialist revolution. Therefore, I announce the terms under which the RJPRA shall disband:

  • The Red Palace built over the ashes of the NYSE shall stand. A new stock exchange shall not be built anywhere in the city of New York.
  • The workers in the city who have seized their workplaces and have begun to run them cooperatively shall be allowed to continue doing so.
  • I shall stand for trial for my alleged crimes under Atlasian law.
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« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2014, 07:36:59 AM »

Your RJPRA has been defeated, and you may very well stand for trial. This is all the Teutonic liar is going to say.
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« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2014, 10:34:14 AM »

Snowstalker,

Your presence in the New York City is intolerable. Withdraw from there or face a severe ecclesiastical punishment.

x The Pope

PS: Also, the Holy Church is annoyed with your retoric. We no longer play the Balance of Power, so stop making a fool of yourself by calling your opponents "Teutons".
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« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2014, 03:40:34 PM »

Can someone lock this?
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« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2014, 01:17:46 PM »

GOVERNMENT-IN-EXILE OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF ATLASIA

As the Teutonic capitalist hordes broke past the people's barricades, destroying much of the city of New York and forcibly reimposing capitalist slavery on the city, I and several other high-ranking party members were able to obtain asylum with the government of Namibia thanks to cooperation with former freedom fighter and current President Hifikepunye Pohamba. We will cease all military activities, but out of fear for my own safety I will be staying in Windhoek.
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