Meanwhile, in Atlasia...

[Bacon King]

I know most people around here don't look at the Fantasy Elections board down at the bottom of the forum but I just wanted to share with everyone that the sock account of a banned troll is now the sitting President of Atlasia

Today, after a wild storm of events, I found myself President, "without a single ballot cast in my favor".

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Chapter 2: Various attempts to return

I gave the forum a little break (after little me was scared pantsless by Alcon), but then tried to come back under various pseudonyms, including ajzavala, jwells12345, and coffeebeans. Some were more successful than others, but none were factors in Atlasia, and none were good posters. All were eventually banned, and I believe all three were unmasked as Ogis trolls.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I know most people around here don't look at the Fantasy Elections board down at the bottom of the forum but I just wanted to share with everyone that the sock account of a banned troll is now the sitting President of Atlasia

Today, after a wild storm of events, I found myself President, "without a single ballot cast in my favor".

...

Chapter 2: Various attempts to return

I gave the forum a little break (after little me was scared pantsless by Alcon), but then tried to come back under various pseudonyms, including ajzavala, jwells12345, and coffeebeans. Some were more successful than others, but none were factors in Atlasia, and none were good posters. All were eventually banned, and I believe all three were unmasked as Ogis trolls.

BK!  Thank you for reminding me that I have to vote in Update Survivor!

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

The reactionary Tyrion has revealed himself as a lying scoundrel and sockpuppeteer. The rage of the Atlasian proletariat only grows.

[Simfan34]

God bless all us crazy people in Fantasyland.

[Cranberry]

Please don't ban him before he has a Vice President confirmed (or at least a cabinet member)... I don't think Atlasia is surviving this a second time...

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Remember when I was Governor of the Northeast for like 3 days and then resigned because my other account got #exposed?

[AndrewTX]

I know most people around here don't look at the Fantasy Elections board down at the bottom of the forum but I just wanted to share with everyone that the sock account of a banned troll is now the sitting President of Atlasia

Today, after a wild storm of events, I found myself President, "without a single ballot cast in my favor".

...

Chapter 2: Various attempts to return

I gave the forum a little break (after little me was scared pantsless by Alcon), but then tried to come back under various pseudonyms, including ajzavala, jwells12345, and coffeebeans. Some were more successful than others, but none were factors in Atlasia, and none were good posters. All were eventually banned, and I believe all three were unmasked as Ogis trolls.

LOL, I'm so glad that I retired as Co-President.. it's totes cray in thurr!

[DemPGH]

Poor, dear Tyrion.

I recently resigned as President. I woke up on this chilly Saturday morning and the immediately important things hit me: Go out for a run, stop at a coffeehouse for a coffee to go, grab a few groceries, take care of some work a little later. Then the unimportant things hit me, one of which was Atlasia. And I thought, "Oh, why why why did I not resign sooner from that godforsaken cesspool?" Then after I did my morning activities, I looked at the forum, read a few PMs, looked at the Elections board, and thought, "Jaysus!" Ah ha, I'm out.

[King]

I should've been President of that place back in 2005.

[Paul Kemp]

Well, well It looks like cool things are happening in Fake Fantasy Government for the first time in a long time.

[HagridOfTheDeep]

Running the game into the ground has always been you people's definition of cool. I don't get it.

[Paul Kemp]

Running the game into the ground has always been you people's definition of cool. I don't get it.

I'm the only one in this thread who has referred to it as "cool" so I guess I'm "you people"?

God forbid there be actual obstacles to overcome in the game rather than eliminating the age of consent in a fake online country or whatever the weirdos do there.

Somehow I think things will be just fine. The game has outlasted worse scandals.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Running the game into the ground has always been you people's definition of cool. I don't get it.

I'm the only one in this thread who has referred to it as "cool" so I guess I'm "you people"?

God forbid there be actual obstacles to overcome in the game rather than eliminating the age of consent in a fake online country or whatever the weirdos do there.

Somehow I think things will be just fine. The game has outlasted worse scandals.

Yeah, the game sucks when devolves into arguing about Senate procedure, the same people repeatedly using it to indulge their megalomania or people passing dumb laws b/c muh shock value.  The game hasn't been nearly this fun during my entire time in Atlasia.  The only other things that were fun on anything remotely close to this scale for me were the The Stingray Institute and the Night of the Long Toads (and those were really only fun because of how seriously OutoftheBox get taking incredibly obvious joke posts and how awful Wolfentoad was, respectively).  Even Operation Rimjob wasn't that entertaining, tbh.  I genuinely don't see how you can be upset with the current state of affairs in Atlasia, Hagrid

[Torie]

Well in his favor, he generated a fun lawsuit for the make believe Atlasian high court, low court, and middle appellate court, all wrapped in one, to adjudicate. Heck, it gave oakvale a chance to display his nascent talent as a most talented legal mind indeed.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Please don't ban him before he has a Vice President confirmed (or at least a cabinet member)... I don't think Atlasia is surviving this a second time...

But then wouldn't you be President?

[AndrewTX]

Duke and I will be able to take over, seeing as we are both eternal Co-Presidents. This was put into the constitution for just such a reason. Order will be restored.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

We should've never retired. What a mess things are now!

[Keystone Phil]

Ah, the good old days. Nothing compared to Naso's involvement in Atlasia. Nothing. I would laugh so hard at his antics that I couldn't breath. And then you had people like Al that would get so mad at his routine, which was even funnier.

[DemPGH]

Seriously, guys, don't go in there.

Now people are up for expulsion based upon political ideology.

It's about a handful of cult personalities. My GM literally sabotaged the economy.

Stay out.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Seriously, guys, don't go in there.

Now people are up for expulsion based upon political ideology.

It's about a handful of cult personalities. My GM literally sabotaged the economy.

Stay out.

Good god. I'm so glad I don't play that shyt anymore.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Seriously, guys, don't go in there.

Now people are up for expulsion based upon political ideology.

It's about a handful of cult personalities. My GM literally sabotaged the economy.

Stay out.

Respectfully... that's a total crock.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Seriously, guys, don't go in there.

Now people are up for expulsion based upon political ideology.

It's about a handful of cult personalities. My GM literally sabotaged the economy.

Stay out.

[J-Mann]

I should've been President of that place back in 2005.

Those were the days, huh? I should have been a senator, too, but Opebo wrecked my chances and CheeseWhiz won!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

It's such a beautiful mess. I've never seen it in such dire shape!