Update for Everyone III - The Whinge Binge

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I just bumped into David Vitter at my workplace. 

Interesting. Did you say anything to him?

[King]

I just bumped into David Vitter at my workplace. 

Is his penis really as small as they say?

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I just bumped into David Vitter at my workplace. 

Is his penis really as small as they say?

Was he wearing a diaper?

[JerryArkansas]

I have some news.  A few weeks ago, I found out that I had a benign brain tumor.  At that point, I also found out that I had high cholesterol, and I was obese.  I have for the past few weeks been going through a diet and have so far lost about 10 pounds.  I just needed to get this off of my chest.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I'm sorry to hear that, Jerry.  Hope you get all the help and cure that you need.

[afleitch]

I have some news.  A few weeks ago, I found out that I had a benign brain tumor.  At that point, I also found out that I had high cholesterol, and I was obese.  I have for the past few weeks been going through a diet and have so far lost about 10 pounds.  I just needed to get this off of my chest.

My mum has the same. Don't think about it; just keep it monitored Best of luck to you.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Jerry, I'm so sorry to hear about that. I will be keeping you in my prayers, and I am sure that God is looking out for you. Fortunately it is benign and I hope will be removed.

[LeBron]

My boss is awesome!   She's closing the store tonight and called off for the night crew (which includes me) given the terrible snow blizzard we were hit with last night (as well as another expected snowy, cold night tonight) which means I don't have to worry about getting the huge load of snow and frozen ice off my car.

I'm just going to chillax tonight and *hope* my campus also calls off for school tomorrow. *Fingers crossed*

[JerryArkansas]

Thanks for the well wishes guys.  It does help.

[Lief 🗽]

Today my roommate was complaining to me about his latest failed OkCupid date. We talked about that for a few minutes and then the conversation lapsed and I went back to making my dinner. Then he brought up how cool reddit is (I guess he was reading it on his phone) and we talk about that for a few minutes. And then he says he found an interesting new subreddit the other day. I said, "Oh yeah, what is it?" And he says, "Have you ever heard of The Red Pill?"

smh 😒

[BaconBacon96]

Lief, I'm telling you now, get him far and away from that filth as fast as you can. For his sake and for yours.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I had to leave work early tonight because I got extremely ill within half an hour of my shift starting and i'm pissed.

[traininthedistance]

It's Feburary 4, 2015, and I have for some reason just now decided to join the Twitters.

Which, if it sticks, probably means less time for Atlas going forward.

[free my dawg]

So I'm sitting up in my bed with a fever, craving bacon, McDonald's, and ramen, unable to sleep even though I took 2 Nyquil pills.

F**k this gay earth.

[Simfan34]

Today my roommate was complaining to me about his latest failed OkCupid date. We talked about that for a few minutes and then the conversation lapsed and I went back to making my dinner. Then he brought up how cool reddit is (I guess he was reading it on his phone) and we talk about that for a few minutes. And then he says he found an interesting new subreddit the other day. I said, "Oh yeah, what is it?" And he says, "Have you ever heard of The Red Pill?"

smh 😒

Save him before it's too late!

[Simfan34]

Here's why a "Simfan update" would never be worthwhile: I had been invited to a party but elected to stay in the library on the grounds that the party, which would I probably wouldn't enjoy all that much, was less important and that I would be better off doing some research for the professor I'm a research assistant for. There'd be less progress than Bushie.

Eh, whatever.

[Simfan34]

At the moment, leaks of covert military operations.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

I have a boyfriend.

[TDAS04]

I have a boyfriend.

Congrats! 

[Simfan34]

At the moment, leaks of covert military operations.

Ooh. I assume you're a political science student, unless you've already received your bachelor's, in which case I'd guess you were going to law school.

You know what I am

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

I have a boyfriend.

Congrats! 

Thanks brah.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

At the moment, leaks of covert military operations.

Ooh. I assume you're a political science student, unless you've already received your bachelor's, in which case I'd guess you were going to law school.

You know what I am

Mondale?

[Indy Texas]

Have any Forumites ever tended bar? I'm mulling over getting a TABC certification. It takes two weeks and I figure it might let me make some extra money and perhaps improve my dismal social life.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Have any Forumites ever tended bar? I'm mulling over getting a TABC certification. It takes two weeks and I figure it might let me make some extra money and perhaps improve my dismal social life.

Joe Republic does, I think.

[free my dawg]

Today, I heard one of my professors talking about the Yugoslav Wars, and I almost burst out laughing because my first thought was imagining Snowstalker raising his hand and saying "But Serb kids died". I really need to take a break from this place.