Update for Everyone III - The Whinge Binge

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

going to see a gender therapist for the first time today. am excited and also kinda terrified.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

I'm going to be out of contact for a few days. I'd prefer not to discuss why.

I'd prefer it if you did, Mad.

i think we should trust madeleine and not pry into her personal life.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Just remembered I'm supposed to bring something to my office's Saint Patrick's Day Potluck tomorrow.

First of all, who the #$%^ has a Saint Patrick's Day Potluck?

Second, what would one bring to such an event that isn't beer? Daytime drinking at work is best confined to surreptitious cocktails with tiny airline liquor bottles one keeps in one's bottom desk drawer. So, what, then? Potatoes? Corned beef and cabbage? Communion wafers?

probably too late, but soda bread would work.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

or you could go with a different language

what about "beykın begum"

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

I feel like I've been becoming a worse and worse poster over the years and I don't know what to do about it.

yo even if that were true you'd still be light-years better than 90% of posters