I have to read eight chapters of Genesis, two of Exodus, one of Numbers, fifty pages of Understanding the Old Testament, Ambrose's sermon against Auxentius (notable for the charming use of 'worse than a Jew' as a term of opprobrium), and Jerome's letter to Eustochium, and I'm not really looking forward to any of it except Genesis.
Quit religion. Then you don't have to
That is literally the worst advice I've seen since R2D2 asked for help getting a girl to go out with him.
I remember that. Good times.