Am I really such a bad person?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Yes you are.  But we all are bad people.  We are all sinners who need the redeeming power of God.  So once you accept that, get down on your knees and pray:

O God, I know I am a sinner in need of thy help.
Therefore, I humbly ask that I be touched by thy grace.
Allow my unworthy self to find comfort in thy noodly embrace.
Wash away my many sins with thy marinara sauce.
Deliver me from temptation and lead me not into Olive Garden.
For thine is the power and the glory, Amen.

Even tho I am not a devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I say the preceding because as a Christian Universalist, I believe that while there is but one road to salvation, there are several guides and apparently you could use some additional options beyond the usual ones.