Do you prefer freepcrusher-style Democrats or krazen-style Republicans?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Basically I think these two epitomize the parties' platforms and philosophies if channeled through a sociopathic perspective.

Still freepcrusher-style Democrats if they ever managed to take complete power would be a lot less harmful. And actually, I think it's kind of telling how there basically are people who want to give out lots of welfare not because they give a s[inks] about the poor or anyone else but because they just want to stick to krazen-types and the Tea Party.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

freepcrusher strikes me as a type of person who fundamentally doesn't give a sh!t about anyone besides themselves anymore than krazen does, but still supports the Democrats because they believe fundamentally their best interests are aligned with them and the Republicans only stand for religious crazies and the super-rich. Well actually I agree with that so it makes sense. However as noted freepcrusher types often take it further and basically support the Democrats on the basis of schaudenfreude, because they enjoy implementing policies that people whose religious beliefs they dislike will be offended by and will inconvenience the super-rich that they view as exploiters of working class people like them. They don't care in the slightest about the poor but would rather have their tax dollars spent on welfare than on tax breaks for big corporations and the Mitt Romneys of the world. And of course just to irritate the krazen-types as well and Randians because they think they are douchebags, or want to piss off the Tea Party because they think they sound like f[inks]ing idiots.

krazen is funnier

I fail to see how he's the slightest bit funny considering he's probably the most repetitive poster on the forum, but I don't expect True Leftists or 15-year olds to have good taste so it makes sense.