Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch

[Joe Biden 2020]

Thanks, Tweed, but I'll pass.

No news today, but I was told just a few minutes ago that the drug tests and background checks normally take a few days to come back.  It was emphasized to me not to worry about it.  That combined with the fact I've never failed either check, then I'm going to enjoy my Monday evening.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Is it appropriate to post a photo of someone without their permission?

It's on Google you insufferable tattletale.



How's that fit ya, fancy pants?

[IceSpear]

Bushie, you seem to have fallen for a common misconception. Revelation is the final book of the Christian New Testament, heavily steeped in obscure imagery. It was written by an unknown author during the first century CE.

You seem to be referring to events described in the best-selling apocalyptic thriller Left Behind, co-written by the American evangelical Chistian minister Tim LaHaye in the mid-90s and loosely inspired by imagery described in Revelation. It was made into a direct-to-video movie starring Kirk Cameron in 2000.

LOL, dying.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Is it appropriate to post a photo of someone without their permission?

It's on Google you insufferable tattletale.

Relax, HD, it was just an honest question.   You notice I didn't actually report it!

[Joe Biden 2020]

BREAKING NEWS:  My background check and drug test just came back fine!!!  I will get the employment documents shortly!!!!

[Lief 🗽]

BREAKING NEWS:  My background check and drug test just came back fine!!!  I will get the employment documents shortly!!!!

I knew my #prayers would get the job done #blessed

[King]

#TrustinHim

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

If it doesn't tell you why in the Book of Revelation, then the answer to his question "Why?" is not in the Book of Revelation...

But, he was asking me why and it's a question I cannot answer.  The best answer you're going to get is in the book of Revelation.

God doesn't tell us the why a lot of times, He just says "trust me".  He's never failed anyone, yet, so there's no reason not to trust Him, but he doesn't tell us why very often.

Even if I believed in the Rapture or premillennialism, believe it or not, sometimes when a question isn't directly answered in the Bible, it's an invitation to further theological speculation, not throwing up your hands and giving up.

[King]

not throwing up your hands and giving up.

Why would you expect him to treat the Bible differently than does anything else?

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

not throwing up your hands and giving up.

Why would you expect him to treat the Bible differently than does anything else?

...true.

[Joe Republic]

You guys also forget that the Bible is literally the only book he has ever chosen to read.  Nothing else even on a related subject; e.g. theological research.  It's no wonder his specific beliefs are so bizarre.  He's virtually illiterate.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Although, I do look at www.endtime.com and get a lot of guidance from them.

Please, please, please tell me that you're joking.

[Smash255]

Bushie, you seem to have fallen for a common misconception. Revelation is the final book of the Christian New Testament, heavily steeped in obscure imagery. It was written by an unknown author during the first century CE.

You seem to be referring to events described in the best-selling apocalyptic thriller Left Behind, co-written by the American evangelical Chistian minister Tim LaHaye in the mid-90s and loosely inspired by imagery described in Revelation. It was made into a direct-to-video movie starring Kirk Cameron in 2000.

Revelation was written by the Apostle John, the same John that was a disciple of Jesus.

I have never read nor seen Left Behind, so this is all personal belief and study from what I read in Revelation.  Although, I do look at www.endtime.com and get a lot of guidance from them.  They are a Pentecostal organization based in Plano, Texas that is all about the end time.  I do not take them as knowing exactly what will happen, but a general guideline of what to expect.  They are the best interpretation of Revelation that I have seen in a long time.

FFS

[Mr. Morden]

Although, I do look at www.endtime.com and get a lot of guidance from them.

Please, please, please tell me that you're joking.

I love the clickbait style links on that page (e.g., "5 Places Where World War Three Could Break Out").

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I think I'll read through that website once I have a few more bourbons. Can I register on their forum without any restrictions?

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Bushie, you seem to have fallen for a common misconception. Revelation is the final book of the Christian New Testament, heavily steeped in obscure imagery. It was written by an unknown author during the first century CE.

You seem to be referring to events described in the best-selling apocalyptic thriller Left Behind, co-written by the American evangelical Chistian minister Tim LaHaye in the mid-90s and loosely inspired by imagery described in Revelation. It was made into a direct-to-video movie starring Kirk Cameron in 2000.

Revelation was written by the Apostle John, the same John that was a disciple of Jesus.

I have never read nor seen Left Behind, so this is all personal belief and study from what I read in Revelation.  Although, I do look at www.endtime.com and get a lot of guidance from them.  They are a Pentecostal organization based in Plano, Texas that is all about the end time.  I do not take them as knowing exactly what will happen, but a general guideline of what to expect.  They are the best interpretation of Revelation that I have seen in a long time.

Isn't the i-word dirty?

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Bushie, you seem to have fallen for a common misconception. Revelation is the final book of the Christian New Testament, heavily steeped in obscure imagery. It was written by an unknown author during the first century CE.

You seem to be referring to events described in the best-selling apocalyptic thriller Left Behind, co-written by the American evangelical Chistian minister Tim LaHaye in the mid-90s and loosely inspired by imagery described in Revelation. It was made into a direct-to-video movie starring Kirk Cameron in 2000.

Revelation was written by the Apostle John, the same John that was a disciple of Jesus.

I have never read nor seen Left Behind, so this is all personal belief and study from what I read in Revelation.  Although, I do look at www.endtime.com and get a lot of guidance from them.  They are a Pentecostal organization based in Plano, Texas that is all about the end time.  I do not take them as knowing exactly what will happen, but a general guideline of what to expect.  They are the best interpretation of Revelation that I have seen in a long time.

Isn't the i-word dirty?

Not if it's the correct interpretation...

[Lief 🗽]

Jesus christ he even falls for scam websites when it comes to his own theology.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Jesus christ he even falls for scam websites when it comes to his own theology.

Wait, is that site Bushie visits a scam like landoverbaptist.org? I remember laughing a ton at that website back in high school.

[King]

Jesus christ he even falls for scam websites when it comes to his own theology.

Wait, is that site Bushie visits a scam like landoverbaptist.org? I remember laughing a ton at that website back in high school.

No, but it's clearly only out for money and not serious advice or discussion. Every article has something for sale.

[Joe Republic]

What's this?  You mean to say that something related to religion is in fact a scam?!  I, for one, am shocked to my core.

[Lief 🗽]

What's this?  You mean to say that something related to religion is in fact a scam?!  I, for one, am shocked to my core.

Well of course the whole religious thing is a scam, but this website seems to be even more of a scam than usual.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I think the only way for Bushie to survive in this world is to have him declared mentally incompetent and proceed with accordingly.

[Panda Express]

BushOklahoma, do you eat the chili at Golden Corral? A man found a rat head in his chili at Golden Corral in Florida. What are your thoughts?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-man-claims-golden-corral-chili-rat-head-article-1.1981988

[Mr. Morden]

The site asks you to fund a Holocaust?