Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Have you napped? Had Braum's?

Yes and Yes and add sloppy jos for supper.

autocad?

No, unfortunately.  The AutoCAD computer is not set up, yet and even when it is later this week, we have company coming through for the first half of November, so I won't be able to use the computer with the AutoCAD until they all leave on November 15.

I see you are still preparing to fail.

You cannot deduce that from my post.

Past is prologue.  You are a lazy, excuse machine.  Until you ever face reality, make changes and work hard you will continue to fail.  Right now you just waste your own time and others.

I don't think having company for a half a month, which I did not schedule, and not being able to use that bedroom is my fault.  It's not by choice that I cannot practice right now.  I wish I could, but I can't.

That's all we're going to talk about it tonight.  Conversation closed.

Oh Bushie... you know that's not how this works.

[patrick1]

It is amazing how all of these forces align to leave you no other alternative but to watch sports, engage in idle chit chat and eat cheeseburgers.  We'll get to the bottom of this conspiracy someday, in the meantime I can only offer you my thoughts and prayers.

[angus]

It is amazing how all of these forces align to leave you no other alternative but to watch sports, engage in idle chit chat and eat cheeseburgers.  We'll get to the bottom of this conspiracy someday, in the meantime I can only offer you my thoughts and prayers.

You're such a sweetheart.  If I had a dad like you when I was growing up, I probably wouldn't be such an asshole today.  Then again, I might have ended up a total weenie.

[King]

Mom and I are Papa is still supporting them.

You and your mother need to stop acting like leeching off your father is a source of income.

[memphis]

Did you remember to clean up the meat?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Memphis, I wasn't feeling real well and wasn't real hungry so I let Dad clean up the meat.  I only had 3 sandwiches instead of my normal 4.  The malt I had at lunch kind of upset my stomach a bit.

[Lief 🗽]

Memphis, I wasn't feeling real well and wasn't real hungry so I let Dad clean up the meat.  I only had 3 sandwiches instead of my normal 4.  The malt I had at lunch kind of upset my stomach a bit.

RIP Diet.

[patrick1]

Memphis, I wasn't feeling real well and wasn't real hungry so I let Dad clean up the meat.  I only had 3 sandwiches instead of my normal 4.  The malt I had at lunch kind of upset my stomach a bit.

Haha, hilarious.

[patrick1]

It is amazing how all of these forces align to leave you no other alternative but to watch sports, engage in idle chit chat and eat cheeseburgers.  We'll get to the bottom of this conspiracy someday, in the meantime I can only offer you my thoughts and prayers.

You're such a sweetheart.  If I had a dad like you when I was growing up, I probably wouldn't be such an asshole today.  Then again, I might have ended up a total weenie.

It is all tragicomic, Angus. Im sure your boy is more independent than Bushie. He quits at the first possible obstacle and shrugs his shoulders, what else am I supposed to do?  Maybe I can get Stelio Kontos to sort him out or I could just hire him for $20 an hour and  go full Drill Sergeant Hartman on him.  But really only Jeff will fix himself.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I only had 3 sandwiches instead of my normal 4.  The malt I had at lunch kind of upset my stomach a bit.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Memphis, I wasn't feeling real well and wasn't real hungry so I let Dad clean up the meat.  I only had 3 sandwiches instead of my normal 4.  The malt I had at lunch kind of upset my stomach a bit.

Back in the diet days, Bushie had FOUR sloppy joes one time to clean up the meat rather than his usual three.  We all jumped on him about having more than three for dinner.  This was the origin of "clean up the meat".  Now he admits four sloppy joes is the new norm?  How big are these sandwiches where he's eating four?!  I had 4 White Castle sliders a week or so ago when I was really hungry and that was pretty filling, and those things are tiny. 

There's no chance he's south of 300.  None.  

[King]

I don't think Bushie is genuine on his eating reports anymore. It's total audience pandering levels of comedy.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

4 sandwiches?? RIP diet

[Mr. Morden]

I've sort of lost track of what's going on here.  Bushie's moving back to OKC and living with Grandma, OK.  But then, who is this company visiting, who's going to be there until mid-November?  Are they visiting Grandma, taking up the room that Bushie would otherwise be staying in, and causing Bushie to stay at his parents' place until the company leaves?

[Flake]

Memphis, I wasn't feeling real well and wasn't real hungry so I let Dad clean up the meat.  I only had 3 sandwiches instead of my normal 4.  The malt I had at lunch kind of upset my stomach a bit.

you're eating four sandwiches for every meal

four.

bushie.

i don't even know what to say.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Memphis, I wasn't feeling real well and wasn't real hungry so I let Dad clean up the meat.  I only had 3 sandwiches instead of my normal 4.  The malt I had at lunch kind of upset my stomach a bit.

you're eating four sandwiches for every meal

four.

bushie.

i don't even know what to say.

He doesn't feel full if it's less than that?!! He doesn't want to starve... oh and a malt? Really?

[Smash255]

Have you napped? Had Braum's?

Yes and Yes and add sloppy jos for supper.

autocad?

No, unfortunately.  The AutoCAD computer is not set up, yet and even when it is later this week, we have company coming through for the first half of November, so I won't be able to use the computer with the AutoCAD until they all leave on November 15.

My sentiments exactly...

Why exactly does the presence of company make it impossible for you to prepare for the job for which you've claimed multiple times that you're going to actually work?

Because the computer will be at my grandmother's and that's where the company will be, too.  They will be using the bedroom that my computer is in.  I don't want to set it up here and then take it down two weeks later and move it.  First off, there's no room at my parents' for the computer.

And you can't set it up in your room because??

[King]

Have you napped? Had Braum's?

Yes and Yes and add sloppy jos for supper.

autocad?

No, unfortunately.  The AutoCAD computer is not set up, yet and even when it is later this week, we have company coming through for the first half of November, so I won't be able to use the computer with the AutoCAD until they all leave on November 15.

My sentiments exactly...

Why exactly does the presence of company make it impossible for you to prepare for the job for which you've claimed multiple times that you're going to actually work?

Because the computer will be at my grandmother's and that's where the company will be, too.  They will be using the bedroom that my computer is in.  I don't want to set it up here and then take it down two weeks later and move it.  First off, there's no room at my parents' for the computer.

And you can't set it up in your room because??

He just doesn't have the time.

[IceSpear]

Memphis, I wasn't feeling real well and wasn't real hungry so I let Dad clean up the meat.  I only had 3 sandwiches instead of my normal 4.  The malt I had at lunch kind of upset my stomach a bit.

is this real life

[Joe Republic]

Dare I ask what "clean up the meat" means?  I'm sure it's a folksy 1950's Oklahomism rather than the Oklahomoerotic euphemism it sounds like, but I'm nervous nonetheless.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I'm completely lost now. Where is bushie's computer? Where is he staying? Where does he sleep at his parents house now that his room has been turned into the train room?

[Adam Griffin]

Have you napped? Had Braum's?

Yes and Yes and add sloppy jos for supper.

autocad?

No, unfortunately.  The AutoCAD computer is not set up, yet and even when it is later this week, we have company coming through for the first half of November, so I won't be able to use the computer with the AutoCAD until they all leave on November 15.

My sentiments exactly...

Why exactly does the presence of company make it impossible for you to prepare for the job for which you've claimed multiple times that you're going to actually work?

Because the computer will be at my grandmother's and that's where the company will be, too.  They will be using the bedroom that my computer is in.  I don't want to set it up here and then take it down two weeks later and move it.  First off, there's no room at my parents' for the computer.

How big is this computer?

I just want you to know how much I cussed when I saw that you had already posted this exact image.

Memphis, I wasn't feeling real well and wasn't real hungry so I let Dad clean up the meat.  I only had 3 sandwiches instead of my normal 4.  The malt I had at lunch kind of upset my stomach a bit.

Back in the diet days, Bushie had FOUR sloppy joes one time to clean up the meat rather than his usual three.  We all jumped on him about having more than three for dinner.  This was the origin of "clean up the meat".  Now he admits four sloppy joes is the new norm?  How big are these sandwiches where he's eating four?!  I had 4 White Castle sliders a week or so ago when I was really hungry and that was pretty filling, and those things are tiny. 

There's no chance he's south of 300.  None. 

Looking at the calories and assuming his entire family slops on more meat than what is the real serving size, Bushie would gain one pound per week by eating one additional sloppy joe per day. If he is merely eating just one additional sloppy joe per week (and who are we kidding), then he's still going to gain an extra pound 7 weeks or so; 7 pounds per year. If Bushie is at 300 as we all assume and continues to eat 1 sloppy joe extra per week for 10 years without altering current dietary trends, then he will weigh at least 370 pounds in 2024.

[King]

Dare I ask what "clean up the meat" is? I'm sure it's a folksy 1950's Oklahomism rather than the Oklahomoerotic euphemism it sounds like, but I'm nervous nonetheless.

Rather than put leftovers in the refrigerator, it is the responsibility of whoever has the most stomach room remaining to gorge himself by eating all the leftover meat after everyone has had their fill.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

we have company coming through for the first half of November, so I won't be able to use the computer with the AutoCAD until they all leave on November 15.

RIP Granny.  Now I see why Our Dear Friend doesn't feel he's overwhelming Granny.  His whole family takes advantage of her so it's just normal everyday living.  Ugh.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I only had 3 sandwiches instead of my normal 4.

Have you surpassed 295 pounds yet?  Don't lie.  I'm guessing you're just a couple away from 300.