Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch

[Joe Biden 2020]

Is this Free Download for AutoCAD for Students page where you have to sign in with your email address related to the free AutoCAD for Students you downloaded?

http://www.autodesk.com/education/free-software/autocad

I had to use my school email address and I no longer have access to that email (I can't even remember the user name).

[Joe Biden 2020]

Also, how did you expect to become an A+ Certified IT Specialist when you need your mom's help scanning documents?

At the store, did your mom stop by the shoe section and try a bunch of shoes on while you waited only to not buy anything?

So many questions.

I didn't need her help, her help just made it faster.  I could have easily done it without her.

[King]

Could Russ Powers give you this email address again?

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I am just loving this mental picture of Bushie, Mama Bushie, and Granny moseying along in Wal-Mart to buy slacks. 

And how did mom make this easier?  Did she come into the fitting room with you? 

[Joe Biden 2020]

I am just loving this mental picture of Bushie, Mama Bushie, and Granny moseying along in Wal-Mart to buy slacks. 

And how did mom make this easier?  Did she come into the fitting room with you? 

We went to JC Penney's for the record and she is not THAT invasive.  She does respect my privacy.  I chose which pants to buy on my own.  They were mainly there to swipe the credit card.  Grandma bought one pair and Mom bought one pair plus the jacket.  We went into Kohl's to see if they had anything, but they don't like big people.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Could Russ Powers give you this email address again?

I'm not sure, really.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I am just loving this mental picture of Bushie, Mama Bushie, and Granny moseying along in Wal-Mart to buy slacks. 

And how did mom make this easier?  Did she come into the fitting room with you? 

We went to JC Penney's for the record and she is not THAT invasive.  She does respect my privacy.  I chose which pants to buy on my own.  They were mainly there to swipe the credit card.  Grandma bought one pair and Mom bought one pair plus the jacket.  We went into Kohl's to see if they had anything, but they don't like big people.

Great to know you're a big boy, Jeff.  Good show.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I am just loving this mental picture of Bushie, Mama Bushie, and Granny moseying along in Wal-Mart to buy slacks. 

And how did mom make this easier?  Did she come into the fitting room with you? 

We went to JC Penney's for the record and she is not THAT invasive.  She does respect my privacy.  I chose which pants to buy on my own.  They were mainly there to swipe the credit card.  Grandma bought one pair and Mom bought one pair plus the jacket.  We went into Kohl's to see if they had anything, but they don't like big people.

Great to know you're a big boy, Jeff.  Good show.

I'm a big boy in more than one way!

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I am just loving this mental picture of Bushie, Mama Bushie, and Granny moseying along in Wal-Mart to buy slacks. 

And how did mom make this easier?  Did she come into the fitting room with you? 

We went to JC Penney's for the record and she is not THAT invasive.  She does respect my privacy.  I chose which pants to buy on my own.  They were mainly there to swipe the credit card.  Grandma bought one pair and Mom bought one pair plus the jacket.  We went into Kohl's to see if they had anything, but they don't like big people.

Great to know you're a big boy, Jeff.  Good show.

I'm a big boy in more than one way!

[Lief 🗽]

Bushie is either lying or simply too lazy to bother checking. Anyone can download a copy of AutoCAD. You do not need a .edu e-mail address to create an account.

WHAT A TWIST

[Indy Texas]

They were mainly there to swipe the credit card.  Grandma bought one pair and Mom bought one pair plus the jacket.  We went into Kohl's to see if they had anything, but they don't like big people.

I'm not sure what role the Browns play in Jeff's life apart from swiping the credit card on his latest harebrained antics. Granny has already bought Jeff a pair of pants; I'm sure their stay together will involve plenty of her "waiting on him."

Jeff, Kohl's is basically Of Fat Flyover Country Schmucks, By Fat Flyover Country Schmucks, For Fat Flyover Country Schmucks. If you're too fat for Kohl's, you're too fat to exist.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Bushie is either lying or simply too lazy to bother checking. Anyone can download a copy of AutoCAD. You do not need a .edu e-mail address to create an account.

WHAT A TWIST

RIP practicing, guys.  It's not happening.

Bushie, you really need to own your flaws.  Just say you're not going to do it because you don't want to.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'm trying to download and install AutoCAD 2015 now.

[King]

While I don't like to bring Family Guy into anything, Bushie's attempts to do anything remind me of this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LD7LZAeHMo

[WalterMitty]

I'm trying to download and install AutoCAD 2015 now.

and metrotech wanted you to think you were getting autocad for free because of them!

[Joe Republic]

I'm trying to download and install AutoCAD 2015 now.

and metrotech wanted you to think you were getting autocad for free because of them!

Wait a second... so this whole time, MetroTech was... wait for it... a scam?

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'm trying to download and install AutoCAD 2015 now.

and metrotech wanted you to think you were getting autocad for free because of them!

I put myself as a student of Metro Tech to get the installation wizard to start.

[Joe Biden 2020]

It is downloading now.  160 MB.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Thanks, guys for alerting me to this.  I guess I was too lazy to try it myself.

[King]

hooray

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I'm trying to download and install AutoCAD 2015 now.

and metrotech wanted you to think you were getting autocad for free because of them!

Wait a second... so this whole time, MetroTech was... wait for it... a scam?

Nah... I think we have enough material with Jeff's daily conundrums that we don't have to be conjuring things up.  CAD(D) certainly seems like a legitimate skill, I just very much doubt Bushie's heart is in it.  Like I've said before, I think Bushie's dream is this...



...and not so much the career it takes to achieve it.  (Luckily, the dad in the photo looks to be pushing 50, so he's got time)

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Thanks, guys for alerting me to this.  I guess I was too lazy to try it myself.

End thread.

[Joe Biden 2020]

It is installing right now.  It will take another 90 minutes or so.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Kohl's isn't for fats? I thought that's what they catered to?

[Joe Biden 2020]

All we could find is size 40 or under.  I had to get a 44 at Penney's.