Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch

[Joe Biden 2020]

enough f'ing tip talk.

bushie how is your autocadd project coming along for pappa bushie?

It's actually coming along pretty nicely.  I've got them drawn, now I'm just trying to touch them up a bit and then see if I can convert them from a Drawing file (.dwg) which is default for AutoCAD drawings to a .GIF file so I can e-mail them to Dad.

[Indy Texas]

I believe tipped employees are guaranteed to be paid at least minimum wage, at least that is the case in Texas. If for some reason, nobody tipped you at all, your employer would have to pay you $7.25 an hour.

I hate tipping and wish we'd join the rest of the world in doing away with the institution. The bulk of your dining experience is being derived from the food itself, which the waiter has no control over - the back of house deals with that. A good waiter will make sure the drinks stay filled and otherwise make him/herself scarce. Pay them an hourly wage and be done with it.

[King]

Will he accept a PNG?

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

enough f'ing tip talk.

bushie how is your autocadd project coming along for pappa bushie?

It's actually coming along pretty nicely.  I've got them drawn, now I'm just trying to touch them up a bit and then see if I can convert them from a Drawing file (.dwg) which is default for AutoCAD drawings to a .GIF file so I can e-mail them to Dad.

You practically live with the dude.  Just show him.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Will he accept a PNG?

He probably would.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Work Night 1 has begun!!!

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Will you have a prepatory breakfast?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Will you have a prepatory breakfast?

Yes, I will have the same breakfast I had every morning during the Fall 2013 Semester at Metro Tech - cinnamon toast.

[King]

Will you have a prepatory breakfast?

Yes, I will have the same breakfast I had every morning during the Fall 2013 Semester at Metro Tech - cinnamon toast.

Yay empty carbs that leave you still hungry afterward.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I remember when Bushie ate Cinnamon toast back when he was "dieting"

[dead0man]

enough f'ing tip talk.

bushie how is your autocadd project coming along for pappa bushie?

Yeah, get back to being bullies.  Hell, even IndyTx made a post without being a giant douche.  <checks to see if the moon is blue>  And the moon isn't even blue!

[Indy Texas]

enough f'ing tip talk.

bushie how is your autocadd project coming along for pappa bushie?

Yeah, get back to being bullies.  Hell, even IndyTx made a post without being a giant douche.  <checks to see if the moon is blue>  And the moon isn't even blue!

Right, straw0man, because Jeff is a picture of perfection who has no issues with employment, weight, taking advantage of his parents, and lacking general common sense. How dare we criticize him as his trainwreck of a life is relayed to us play by play.

Get back to chickenhawking and being an Israel apologist in the International board.

[dead0man]

There you go man!  I knew you could get back to being insulting while missing the point at the same time.

[memphis]

As I've mentioned several times, I have a lot of food experience. Waiters and pizza guys are much better off under the current tip culture than they would be under a flat hourly system. How much would waiting tables pay under a flat system? Maybe $10/hour for a plain restaurant up to about $15/hour for fine dining. All documented and taxed appropriately. Leave the waiters alone. They're certainly not making doctor money, but better than they would otherwise.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

As I've mentioned several times, I have a lot of food experience. Waiters and pizza guys are much better off under the current tip culture than they would be under a flat hourly system. How much would waiting tables pay under a flat system? Maybe $10/hour for a plain restaurant up to about $15/hour for fine dining. All documented and taxed appropriately. Leave the waiters alone. They're certainly not making doctor money, but better than they would otherwise.

Well, the idea would be to up their pay to at least minimum wage but be very hush hush about it and let people continue to tip as normal. 

[Joe Republic]

I've had a long, boring day off today, so I took some of you guys' ideas for Update-opoly and sketched this out:

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Let me know if I should make any edits.  You'll probably notice that the property color blocks are grouped by theme (except the pink block, which was a random assortment of whatever was left, but whatever).  Any further suggestions?

I've already got a ton of ideas for the Chance and Community Chest cards.

[IceSpear]

I've had a long, boring day off today, so I took some of you guys' ideas for Update-opoly and sketched this out:

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Let me know if I should make any edits.  You'll probably notice that the property color blocks are grouped by theme (except the pink block, which was a random assortment of whatever was left, but whatever).  Any further suggestions?

I've already got a ton of ideas for the Chance and Community Chest cards.

LOL, I'm dying from laughing so hard. Pure gold.

[Flake]

I've had a long, boring day off today, so I took some of you guys' ideas for Update-opoly and sketched this out:

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Let me know if I should make any edits.  You'll probably notice that the property color blocks are grouped by theme (except the pink block, which was a random assortment of whatever was left, but whatever).  Any further suggestions?

I've already got a ton of ideas for the Chance and Community Chest cards.

oh my god

[King]

Pretty good. Onto the playing cards!

[Indy Texas]

We need to decide what the playing tokens will be. Some suggestions...

A triple cheeseburger

A lozenge-shaped blood pressure pill

A telephone headset

JJ/Blondie the Dog

A Bible

A train

[King]

We need to decide what the playing tokens will be. Some suggestions...

A triple cheeseburger

A lozenge-shaped blood pressure pill

A telephone headset

JJ/Blondie the Dog

A Bible

A train

A tablet to play around with

Russ Powers on his snowmobile

[King]

Instead homes and hotels, I think the object of the game should be to stack up as many bills and credit cards on each location that players have to pay.

[tik 🪀✨]

That is incredible, Joe. Absolutely hilarious.

[morgieb]

I think Joe just won the Atlas.

[dead0man]

Rarely is photoshop used in bullying, CONGRATS BRO!