Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch

[politicus]

FWIW, 2 sandwiches is bare minimum, but 3 sandwiches is too much even for me.

2 is "bare minimum", while 3 is too much?  Doesn't that mean that 2 is both bare minimum and absolute maximum?

2 1/2

[Lief 🗽]

BUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE EXTRA HALF SANDWICH

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Maybe he saves it for tomorrow. So 5 sandwiches every two days.

[King]

Bushie, you can just walk in a circle around your house with Blondie for 20 minutes. It'd be repetitive in terms of sight seeing but it'd be walking for 20 minutes.

[Ban my account ffs!]

BUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE EXTRA HALF SANDWICH

Thats what smell coming from the back seat is.  Theres also a chicken mcnugget down there.  Bushie is afraid to touch it (as he should be) so there it lies.

[memphis]

Environment does matter a lot. Bushie doesn't have a neighborhood. He lives somewhere that looks like this.
There's not a scale that is conducive to walking, which makes things extremely tedious. There are all sorts of critters scurrying about. And one could very easily trip and fall. To say nothing of the hazards of getting lost in the dark when there are no landmarks to find your way home. In all likelihood, Mama Bushie won't let him out of the trailer after dark either. Although I don't have any actual experience with it, life in the country has to be absolutely miserable. No wonder they stuff their faces all day long.

Ma and Pa Bushie likely live in a setting more like this:

Well, they do live in the trailer. And in color too. But my point was more about the potential walking environment outside and not about the shady structure they inhabit.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Well that first pic you posted is unlikely Oklahoma. That looks much more like South Dakota along I-29.

What sucks is then comes North Dakota which is like that, except flatter than a pancake.

[Mr. Morden]

Bushie, you can just walk in a circle around your house with Blondie for 20 minutes. It'd be repetitive in terms of sight seeing but it'd be walking for 20 minutes.

I think that's what he said he did a few times last year, the last time he was living with his parents.  He claims that both he and his parents have taken Blondie for walks before, so they must have walked somewhere.

[Mr. Morden]

From September 2013:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=178705.msg3856474#msg3856474

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So yes, there is somewhere around Bushie's parents' place where it's appropriate to walk dogs, and they've done this before.

Also from Sept. 2013:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=178705.msg3858202#msg3858202

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So there, you don't even need to go outside.  Just walk in place for a while if there's nowhere to go outside.

[Joe Republic]

Or better yet, look up some videos of other people walking around.  That won't take as much time or nearly as much space.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I only fix two sandwiches.  I don't even start a third sandwich as throwing half of it away would be wasteful.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

When was the last time you had steamed or grilled veggies not bathed in butter?  Or grilled fish.

[Joe Biden 2020]

It's been years and years, Grumps.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

It's been years and years, Grumps.

YEARS since you've had steamed veggies or grilled fish?  Do you ever step back from your own perspective and realize that your diet is absurdly poor? 

[Brittain33]

I believe Bushie claimed his headaches were hereditary and his mother has had a headache since 1969...

This does happen to people, BTW, even those who don't have Jeff's eating habits.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I believe Bushie claimed his headaches were hereditary and his mother has had a headache since 1969...

This does happen to people, BTW, even those who don't have Jeff's eating habits.

Indeed, but eating a diet that would give you headaches regardless is not helping him.  This is like a nightly binge drinker complaining of headaches every morning and then saying they shouldn't change anything because their mom gets headaches, too.

[King]

I believe Bushie claimed his headaches were hereditary and his mother has had a headache since 1969...

This does happen to people, BTW, even those who don't have Jeff's eating habits.

Perhaps there are some diseases where it is unpreventable, but that's too uncommon.

More likely he and his mother have a more common predisposition to headaches and migraines exacerbated by poor diet and no exercise.  Kind of like having a family history of heart disease.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I just had my lunch and am just chilling until time to get back to work at 1302 officially.  I've completed the second of the four drawings that I received yesterday and I'm working on the third drawing.  I should get all four done by the end of the day.  So far, I haven't made any mistakes as I have them checked before I move on to the next drawing.  This is a good day.  My head was still hurting this morning, up to a Grade 6, so I took a migraine pill because I am out of ideas on how to get rid of this headache.  It still hurts, but it's only a Grade 4-5.  This is Day 10 of this headache, but at least it hasn't gotten real bad.  I had a brief Grade 7 spike, but it came back down to a 6 within 45 minutes.

[memphis]

I took a migraine pill because I am out of ideas on how to get rid of this headache. 

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Did you eat any chocolate recently?

[King]

http://www.webmd.com/migraines-headaches/features/avoiding-food-related-headaches

in summary
>avoid cheese
>avoid nitrates (ham, bacon)
>avoid caffeinated drinks
>avoid bread
>avoid canned foods
>avoid chocolate

But please, enjoy those ham and cheese sandwiches with Coke for lunch.

[King]

http://www.webmd.com/migraines-headaches/features/prevention-future-of-migraine-therapy

in summation, foods that prevent headaches are high in

magnesium
>spinach
>fish
>avocado
>bananas

riboflavin
>spinach again
>fish again
>mushrooms

coq10
>fish again
>broccoli and cauliflower

in other words, change your diet or RIP

[JohnnyLongtorso]

The Onion does it again: http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-america-still-world-leader-in-manufacturing,37413/

[WalterMitty]

bushie what happened to your $100 walking 'gear?'

[Joe Biden 2020]

bushie what happened to your $100 walking 'gear?'

I worn the shoes in a while and they are in my Tulsa apartment right now.  I use the walking shorts as pajama bottoms.